Facebook phrases that drive you mad!

[Butterscotchpudding]

I'll start...

"My heart is full". Really? You just had a good gym session!

Oh yes, "his 73rd heavenly birthday".

Oh god my cousin did the “I did a thing” post when she put her wedding photos up 😂😂

To be fair I eloped in private so when I put my pictures up people were genuinely quite shocked. My best friend didn’t reply for two days she thought my photo was some sort of app 🤦‍♀️.

Yes but 23 seconds is all it takes for some chancer to message "I'll av it 4 £10 n can U deliva, hun xoxox"

Isn't it?!

DH just came into the room to find out why I've been giggling fit to bust.

🤣🤣🤣

This thread is cracking me up!

Currently awaiting all the "it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" posts with trees or whatever..I think I counted 8 last year

Sooo original

I hate "I need recommendations for , GO GO GO!"

I want to post GOO GOO GOO GOOGLE you bossy berk.

"Need gone"

😭😭

People who post stuff like this. It's like a handy flag to identify which of your friends are terminally stupid.

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It's sad we have to keep doing this to kill the Ads and see our friends*

Why on Earth anyone would think posting something in your status 'up grades' the system is beyond me but many clearly do,

Whether it’s my local market place but lately it’s been “ I have for your interest, or I present to you...” followed by a battered IKEA “Chester draws”. Guess they think it makes it sound posh.

The tributes to the dead are something else aren’t they?

“Happy 134th birthday to my nanny Josie up in heaven”.

That's the absolute worst - "Best restaurant in Newport Pagnell. Aaaaaaand - go!"

xpost but yes, fuck this.

Bossy berk is right. Even if I do know the best gutter cleaner in Penistone I'm not telling you now you harridan.

Laughing my head off 😂

This thread is really making me laugh. One of the many reasons I’m no longer on FB.

Addressed directly to them, as they are still on Facebook in the grave

All of the above &

Heavenly birthday.

‘And just like that…(insert birthday or achievement)

I also hate ‘this one’ as mentioned above.

Mommy. FFS. I can understand regional variations - mum, mam, mammy, mom etc. But effing Mommy??

This is honestly why I left Facebook!

This kind of beau-locks -

And this -