Fuck! I'm high. NORMAL?

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So I got high as a teen by smoking it. Never smoked if for 15 odd years. Recently started using edibles for pain (I have lupus). No worries. Taken half a few times. Starting taking whole ones about 2 weeks ago, last one Friday. Took one about 7pm tonight and felt good but fine, pain helped, as usual. But then suddenly as of about 9pm I am SO FUCKING HIGH. Like, SuperHans-high. I've eaten about 12 penguins bars and a six pack of veg crisps meant for the kids packed lunch. My husband is here and thinks this is HILARIOUS. I'm headed for the whole block of cheese in the fridge door and laughing my arse off at Gavin and Stacey on iPlayer.

Is this normal? I've never had this while taking edibles before for the past month or so.

Thanks anyone kind enough (or high enough) to answer.

It’s threads like this where I’m grateful to be a Canadian and this is legal.

@N0tfinished - I said hash in front of my almost 17 year old the other day. She laughed like I was some old gimmer. You know - sympathetically.

It's been a while but IME hash is a bit more chilled, weed is a bit more silly. We used to make cosmic yoghurts with hash at uni, they were fun!

These online companies I’ve heard of - how come they don’t get closed down?

Are the police turning a blind eye these days?

Depends where you buy it from, legally the ones you buy from such as Holland and Barrett ect, have high levels of CBD but negligible levels of THC, and although similar in chemical composition it is THC that is likely to cause the paranoia and negative side effects.

You made my evening OP!

Depends what you're eating and how it's made but yeah, embrace the munchies!! Get yourself a pint of milk to wash it all down 😁
Photo of my bedside table stash 🍫🍁🥰
I much prefer the sweets but only got chocolate in atm.

Dank bakery on Instagram do gourmet edibles, but for the love of god, don't eat a whole one! 5 hours of manual breathing is no way to spend an evening.

Last time I did edibles I had too much and had a literal out of body experience after decamping off to my bed at 8:30pm at my own bday party. I had visions of floating out of my bedroom and seeing all my friends questioning where I had gone. I was floating over them like "wooooo I am herrrre" flappy arms waving.
Oh and the time before that I ate a whole tiramisu that was meant for 8 people.

This thread is an education. I’m Googling away here, agog.

I had no idea you could just buy stuff online. Don’t fancy having to pay in cryptocurrency though. Gives me the heebie jeebies.

They are very easy to bake yourself.

Am I allowed to post a recipe or will it be deleted

I was referring to the vital ingredient, not the brownies themselves

You have to decarbonate your vital ingredient first before you add it.

Hehe post it quick so I can screenshot it before it gets deleted

I’m far too much of a wimp square to even procure the vital ingredient, let alone decarbonate it.

Recipe please!

This thread is hilarious. Bringing back some very funny memories.
'No DH, you can't go and join in the conga, that's just people filtering out of the gig towards exit you muppet!'
This was after the most spectacular cake ever at a festival

Get the vital ingredient and put it in the oven wrapped in foil for 20 mins at gas mark one.

It will be very dry and crumbly uppy after 20 mins.

Crumble into aunt Bessie's brownie mix.

Bake as per what the packet says.

Get out the oven, cool and divide into 16. That is enough for 16 portions.

Don't eat another one it will work eventually.

Did everyone hear that huge click?

Sounded like a thousand screenshots being taken at once. Weird…

Google Wonkabars stoner patch.... Though I much prefer the magical mushroom chocolate they have 😁

Not being held responsible for any diets that are not adhered to this weekend.

What are these?

Don't eat another one it will work eventually.

I think that bit should be in bold

Ermm. How much vital ingredient?
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