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I want to do rude things to...

599 replies

DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:21

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

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CarrieMoonbeams · 03/10/2022 00:56

I'd have a wee go on Iggy Pop. Oh and then Adam Levine, but only if he looked like he did in the "Moves like Jagger" video. He'd have to lose the horrible tracky bottoms but they'd be on the floor anyway so ...

RobertsRadio · 03/10/2022 00:58

For years I had a crush on the late Dennis Waterman, especially in Minder.

I never admitted it to anyone.

Georgeandzippyzoo · 03/10/2022 01:00

BaronessBomburst · 03/10/2022 00:00

Greg Davies
Aiden Turner
Paul Rudd
Rutger Hauer, Sean Bean, and Viggo Mortensen
Not all at once.

They'd be on my list!!

ManAboutTown · 03/10/2022 01:02

And what would all ypu ladies be saying if FHM ran a thread like this (and for all I know they might do)

AuntTwacky · 03/10/2022 01:03

Another vote for Chris Eccleston

Hawkins001 · 03/10/2022 01:05

The actor who played lucretia borgia in the borgias

Hawkins001 · 03/10/2022 01:08

The lady scientist in the big bang theory that wanted a group "session" with e.g. Leonard, howard , raj, ect

Hawkins001 · 03/10/2022 01:09

The main lady actor in the film the ghost ship, and the good wife

pogostickplastique · 03/10/2022 01:09

Larry Lamb
Shane Ritchie
Matt Smith but only as Prince Phillip in the crown
Jason Manford
Martin Fowler from eastenders.
John Simm

Joe Gilgun
Less embarrassing...
Dylan from Brassic
Tom Hardy
Ben Hardy (especially as Roger Taylor)

pogostickplastique · 03/10/2022 01:10

RobertsRadio · 03/10/2022 00:58

For years I had a crush on the late Dennis Waterman, especially in Minder.

I never admitted it to anyone.

This

Stillfunny · 03/10/2022 01:12

Gary Oldman
Robert Carlyle
Tell I am of a certain vintage ?

ManAboutTown · 03/10/2022 01:13

So male objectivisation seems to be ok on MN.

Ha ha - I don't really care but if this was a lads mag slobbering over Kim Khardashian (ghastly woman in my opinion) you'd all be on here moaning about it.

constantindigestion · 03/10/2022 01:13

Harry Styles
Jesse Williams (Jackson from Greys Anatomy)
Chris Hemsworth
David Beckham

I have eclectic tastes

Userrrrr · 03/10/2022 01:13

The Menace from the Chase

penmanship · 03/10/2022 01:14

pogostickplastique · 03/10/2022 01:09

Larry Lamb
Shane Ritchie
Matt Smith but only as Prince Phillip in the crown
Jason Manford
Martin Fowler from eastenders.
John Simm

Joe Gilgun
Less embarrassing...
Dylan from Brassic
Tom Hardy
Ben Hardy (especially as Roger Taylor)

Oooooh, John Simm! I used to have the biggest crush on him in The Lakes <swoons>

scoobydoo1971 · 03/10/2022 01:14

Griff Rhys Jones had me kissing the telly back in the 80's...I still find his documentaries a guilty pleasure. For me, he is just phwoorrr. Funny, charming, intelligent, nice eyes and a beautiful celtic voice.

ToGanymedeAndTitan · 03/10/2022 01:16

Ohhh John Simm!!
Completely forgot about him.
As the Master in Dr Who and Detective in Life on Mars 😍

Boxshibe · 03/10/2022 01:19

David Tennant- looks exactly like my first boyfriend.
Jensen ackles - in well anything the man is soo fine and my age

tiddlywinks2 · 03/10/2022 01:20

Jay Hutton. He's sex on legs!!

ToGanymedeAndTitan · 03/10/2022 01:21

Userrrrr · 03/10/2022 01:13

The Menace from the Chase

🤣
(sorry lol)

Userrrrr · 03/10/2022 01:25

Justin Hawkins from the darkness. Even back in the day before he fixed his teeth.

User2145738790 · 03/10/2022 01:26

I like that everyone is just ignoring the whinging male poster 😂

whatausername · 03/10/2022 01:35

Boxshibe · 03/10/2022 01:19

David Tennant- looks exactly like my first boyfriend.
Jensen ackles - in well anything the man is soo fine and my age

Ooh Jensen Ackles - yes!

whatausername · 03/10/2022 01:36

RobertsRadio · 03/10/2022 00:58

For years I had a crush on the late Dennis Waterman, especially in Minder.

I never admitted it to anyone.

😳😱 each to their own, he did have a cheeky vibe!

PaperwhiteTheGhost · 03/10/2022 01:38

Bellagio40 · 03/10/2022 00:38

I thought I was the only person in the world who fancied Virgil Tracy!!

Nope, me too. Me too.

My dad mocked me mercilessly when I admitted it.