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I want to do rude things to...

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DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:21

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

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BigMamaFratelli · 03/10/2022 00:05

Toto Wolff 😍
Si King - looks like he'd be great in the sack and then would cook you a pie. Thats what I'm after these days 🤷‍♀️

Illbringyouflowers · 03/10/2022 00:08

Ian somerhalder

SiobhanSharpe · 03/10/2022 00:11

WhackingPhoenix · 02/10/2022 23:44

I don’t think Matt Smith or Tom Hardy have any place on this thread as both are an absolute given!

My weirder ones are:
Young Craig Charles (I don’t know why either)
And Christopher Eccleston Blush

Don't 😳at Christopher Ecclestone! He is extremely, er, watchable.
i think it's the intensity.

LooneyToon · 03/10/2022 00:13

Just realised I got a crush on Evan Peters but only as Dahmer, (yes worried for my soul as otherwise he is bit meh)

penmanship · 03/10/2022 00:16

Young Jeff Bridges, up until the late 1980s. He is divine in Against All Odds and Cutter's Way - the hair, my god, the hair

Throwawaytoday · 03/10/2022 00:17

Mark Ronson.

Or like PP, (in another world) Andrew Scott.

Now I've written it down it turns ou6r I have a 'type'. Fair skin, freckly, brown eyes, brown hair.

Blackcatsarethebest · 03/10/2022 00:18

Joseph fiennes, I know he plays an absolute bastard in handmaiden tale. Saw an interview of him on YouTube, with his gorgeous accent, bit of stubble. I just want to bite that perfect jawline of his 🤣🤣

cookiecreammmpie · 03/10/2022 00:19

Evan Peters. Always liked him but he is so hot as Jeffrey Dahmer. Fuck me, his arse...

coldandverytired · 03/10/2022 00:24

Tim Minchin, no idea what it is about him but hell yes!

Blackcatsarethebest · 03/10/2022 00:24

cookiecreammmpie · 03/10/2022 00:19

Evan Peters. Always liked him but he is so hot as Jeffrey Dahmer. Fuck me, his arse...

wstching Cult, end when he’s clean shaven and a shaved head. I was thinking mmm he’s a hot psychopath. I don’t dare watch him as Jeffrey Dahmer

PorkPieAndAPickledOnion · 03/10/2022 00:28

coldandverytired · 03/10/2022 00:24

Tim Minchin, no idea what it is about him but hell yes!

Oh yes indeed.

ImJustMadAboutSaffron · 03/10/2022 00:28

IcakethereforeIam · 02/10/2022 23:55

Virgil Tracey, sex on a stick!

Actually, it was probably the guy who voiced him, and I've no idea what he looked like. But I went right off him when the voice artist changed in the last few episodes.

Of actual humans, the guy who played Raven in that kids game show. Dark and Scottish.

Steve Zodiac is hotter than Virgil.

ToGanymedeAndTitan · 03/10/2022 00:30

I hear ya.
Except with me it's Aragorn.
Not Viggo Mortenson.
Just Aragorn 😁

mamabear715 · 03/10/2022 00:31

Too old now, just reading for inspiration!
My last crush was Amir Khan. Stunning looks but sadly that seems all..

ToGanymedeAndTitan · 03/10/2022 00:32

Bah, that was supposed to be in relation to this post!
@PaperwhiteTheGhost
Legolas.
Not Orlando Bloom.
Legolas.

ChecoPerez · 03/10/2022 00:38

Shemar Moore, but when he's playing Hondo 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Closely followed by Jay Harrington and Kenny Johnson!! Basically whenever I watch Swat; I just slide off the couch!!!

Bellagio40 · 03/10/2022 00:38

IcakethereforeIam · 02/10/2022 23:55

Virgil Tracey, sex on a stick!

Actually, it was probably the guy who voiced him, and I've no idea what he looked like. But I went right off him when the voice artist changed in the last few episodes.

Of actual humans, the guy who played Raven in that kids game show. Dark and Scottish.

I thought I was the only person in the world who fancied Virgil Tracy!!

steff13 · 03/10/2022 00:40

PaperwhiteTheGhost · 02/10/2022 23:26

Legolas.

Not Orlando Bloom.

Legolas.

Same

IcakethereforeIam · 03/10/2022 00:44

Bellagio40 · 03/10/2022 00:38

I thought I was the only person in the world who fancied Virgil Tracy!!

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I have found my people!

Captain Scarlett too, I think it's the voice again. Always had a thing for Cary Grant.

Pumpkinbite · 03/10/2022 00:46

Adam Sandler

Watzzap · 03/10/2022 00:46

Chris Hemsworth, especially in all his glory as Thor. 😍

BoreOfWhabylon · 03/10/2022 00:49

Pieceofpurplesky · 03/10/2022 00:01

Ragnor or Eric from the Last Kingdom. In full Viking gear

There were indeed some very tasty vikings but it's Leofric for me.

ManAboutTown · 03/10/2022 00:50

Polly Toynbee - she's so sanctimonious but I bet she goes like the clappers even in her 60s

washingbasketqueen · 03/10/2022 00:51

@Chattycathydoll
Did you see him on masterchef recently? I love him but couldn't shag him 🙈

DeirdreRashid · 03/10/2022 00:54

Jack Grealish. Absolutely not a follower of football or usually into footballers. But it’s his legs and the naughty twinkle in his eye