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I want to do rude things to...

599 replies

DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:21

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

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PorkPieAndAPickledOnion · 02/10/2022 23:30

shivermetimbers77 · 02/10/2022 23:30

Greg Davies

I think this is quite a common one now. But definitely understandable. I reckon he’d be absolute filth.

CheesyBeans1 · 02/10/2022 23:33

My first love was Mike Baldwin. But now Matt Smith in House of the Dragon <shows age >

CheesyBeans1 · 02/10/2022 23:33

<passes out>

Chloefairydust · 02/10/2022 23:35

SofieM0 · 02/10/2022 23:10

Matt Smith - in House of Dragons 🫣

OMG I totally have a wierd crush on this character too! 🤣

I think it’s the bad boy/ psycho image that attracts me as I’m not normally attracted to Matt Smith 😁

maddiesmam · 02/10/2022 23:36

Matt Smith in house of the dragons.
Never looked at him twice before, had a slight interest when he played Phillip in The Crown but with the blonde hair in HOTD he is 🤤🤤🤤

hellosunshineagainxxx · 02/10/2022 23:38

Chattycathydoll · 02/10/2022 22:24

Fred from Call The Midwife.

Minty?!

Celebrityskint · 02/10/2022 23:42

Carl barat from the libertines

WhackingPhoenix · 02/10/2022 23:44

I don’t think Matt Smith or Tom Hardy have any place on this thread as both are an absolute given!

My weirder ones are:
Young Craig Charles (I don’t know why either)
And Christopher Eccleston Blush

YukoandHiro · 02/10/2022 23:44

Robert Peston. Also Chris Mason.
I probably need to switch off the news.

AsAnyFuleKno · 02/10/2022 23:46

No one - haven't got the energy these days.

FieldView · 02/10/2022 23:47

Henry Cavill!

I haven't had a celeb crush since I was a teenager, but that man has awoken something in me lately 🥵

floorida · 02/10/2022 23:47

Tom Harry is not an embarrassing sex craving!!!

Some of the others on this thread? 😱

unitywardrobe · 02/10/2022 23:48

For years I had a thing for the actor Clive Mantle who was Dr Mike in Casualty. Didn't fancy him when he played Dawn's love interest in the Vicar of Dibley though!

Bonjovispjs · 02/10/2022 23:48

Mika, I am totally and utterly obsessed with him, he's so gorgeous and no one can tell me otherwise 😁

JohnsShirt · 02/10/2022 23:49

BellaTheDarkOverlord · 02/10/2022 23:25

Oh Harry Styles no way. He's the double of my younger brother 😅

The Joker from Suicide Squad 😘I know...I'll get my coat...

Is your younger brother busy this weekend?

JohnsShirt · 02/10/2022 23:50

Bonjovispjs · 02/10/2022 23:48

Mika, I am totally and utterly obsessed with him, he's so gorgeous and no one can tell me otherwise 😁

Mika is stunning, I absolutely would.
I love his music too.

AlwaysFoldingWashing · 02/10/2022 23:51

Paolo Nutini

1994girl · 02/10/2022 23:51

Evan Peters

Vegay · 02/10/2022 23:52

Dylan Minnette. He looks extremely young, but he is 25 and I'm only 16 year older - all legal 😁

IcakethereforeIam · 02/10/2022 23:55

Virgil Tracey, sex on a stick!

Actually, it was probably the guy who voiced him, and I've no idea what he looked like. But I went right off him when the voice artist changed in the last few episodes.

Of actual humans, the guy who played Raven in that kids game show. Dark and Scottish.

Jenasaurus · 02/10/2022 23:59

David Tennant

BaronessBomburst · 03/10/2022 00:00

Greg Davies
Aiden Turner
Paul Rudd
Rutger Hauer, Sean Bean, and Viggo Mortensen
Not all at once.

Pieceofpurplesky · 03/10/2022 00:01

Ragnor or Eric from the Last Kingdom. In full Viking gear

Dee03 · 03/10/2022 00:03

Nick Knowles Grin

Am1beingUnreasonable · 03/10/2022 00:05

James Nesbitt! Funny because I’ve had no feelings towards him one way or the other, and he doesn’t live far from us, our paths have crossed once or twice (very briefly!) and nada. But since series 2 of bloodlands I’m now dreading bumping into him in case I look like I’m desperate to ride him 🤣 (the sex dreams haven’t helped)