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I want to do rude things to...

599 replies

DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:21

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

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Phos · 02/10/2022 23:14

Giovanni Pernice

Wayoff · 02/10/2022 23:14

Evan Peters

TeaMoreToast · 02/10/2022 23:16

Vanilla Ice. Howd he get so hot?

quietlycontent · 02/10/2022 23:16

Rupert Penry Jones

MrsGamgee · 02/10/2022 23:17

gingercat02 · 02/10/2022 22:46

Surely Harry?

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You're both wrong, it's obviously Danny.

I want to do rude things to...
WaxingGibbon · 02/10/2022 23:18

Andy Burnham

quietnightmare · 02/10/2022 23:18

Rupert grunt as Ron Weasley

quietnightmare · 02/10/2022 23:19

Grint*

Margot78 · 02/10/2022 23:20

Aidan Turner

MytummydontjigglejiggleItfolds · 02/10/2022 23:22

The teenage part of me loves a pale lanky skinny kinda dude.
So I get the Timothee Chalamet vibe. And love the masculinity of Harry Styles and David Bowie type peeps.
So I like em a bit girly really. And sort of, Celtic. Dark hair, pale skin, blue eyes. Look like they need a good meal.
But Tom Hardy. I would be a puddle.

AndYouCanBuggerOffAsWell · 02/10/2022 23:22

Razor Ruddock
fans herself with a copy of Wonans Own

WaxingGibbon · 02/10/2022 23:24

Totally get razor. when not riding Andy Burnham I'll do the hairy bikers.

PaperwhiteTheGhost · 02/10/2022 23:24

Chattycathydoll · 02/10/2022 22:50

I wish I could!!!
There’s just something about him, he’s so … manly? But not in a toxic macho way! He’s confident but not a twit about it and you know the DIY would get done on his watch. Something about being taken care of? I don’t knowww I just know he’s the reason I rewatch it 😂

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I wouldn't kick Dr Turner out of bed. I reckon he's filth. Shelagh always looks VERY happy.

BellaTheDarkOverlord · 02/10/2022 23:25

Oh Harry Styles no way. He's the double of my younger brother 😅

The Joker from Suicide Squad 😘I know...I'll get my coat...

MytummydontjigglejiggleItfolds · 02/10/2022 23:25

Riz Ahmed too.
I'd be lost.

RyanYESorNO · 02/10/2022 23:25

@paulhollywoodshairgel
No. I think you are mistaken 🤣. It's not Sam, it is Jamie Fraser. Jamie Fraser does bad (good) things to me. But I've looked up the actor in other things and... Nothing! But Jamie Fraser... OH YES

PorkPieAndAPickledOnion · 02/10/2022 23:26

Andrew Scott, if only he swung my way. I’ve met him a few times and fuck me, he’s sex on a stick.

PaperwhiteTheGhost · 02/10/2022 23:26

Legolas.

Not Orlando Bloom.

Legolas.

RichardsGear · 02/10/2022 23:27

Isn't that Dougie in the picture? Danny was an annoying plank on Masterchef.

Lee Mack for me. I've had dreams and everything.

Bonheurdupasse · 02/10/2022 23:27

Paul Hollywood.
It's like I like bustards

MrsEricBana · 02/10/2022 23:27

AndYouCanBuggerOffAsWell · 02/10/2022 23:22

Razor Ruddock
fans herself with a copy of Wonans Own

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sweetlikechocolate6 · 02/10/2022 23:29

@limitededitionbarbie i went through a bad phase of watching the old TOWIE purely for Kirk. He’s got lovely eyes

YungDumbThrills · 02/10/2022 23:29

@gingercat02 No, it's a man with a guitar for me 😍

shivermetimbers77 · 02/10/2022 23:30

Greg Davies

YungDumbThrills · 02/10/2022 23:30

@MrsGamgee That's Dougie 😉