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I want to do rude things to...

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DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:21

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

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Nolongerteaching · 03/10/2022 01:43

Toto Wolff👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾😉

Ipadannie · 03/10/2022 01:44

Paul Heaton. Or Jimmy Nail Halo

Growuppeople · 03/10/2022 01:52

Tell me your old without telling me your old 🤢

Wnfatt22 · 03/10/2022 01:55

Hugh Laurie in house, he’s about old enough to be my grandad but I just would

Mrangrylivesnextdoor · 03/10/2022 01:59

Maybe at one time but eeek not after hearing him sing !sorry Nick 🙄

User2145738790 · 03/10/2022 02:01

ToGanymedeAndTitan · 03/10/2022 01:21

🤣
(sorry lol)

Um, excuse me what's funny about that?
I love his school matron hairstyle.

User2145738790 · 03/10/2022 02:03

Growuppeople · 03/10/2022 01:52

Tell me your old without telling me your old 🤢

Who are you talking to?

Mrangrylivesnextdoor · 03/10/2022 02:04

Dee03 · Today 00:03
Nick Knowles Grin

Carlycat · 03/10/2022 02:05

Dominic Chinea from Repair Shop. And I hate beards 😜

JennyWI · 03/10/2022 02:05

Jason wiles!!!

Icecreamandapplepie · 03/10/2022 02:07

Billy from stranger things.

I can't be alone in this?

fallinover · 03/10/2022 02:07

Toto Wolff.
I wouldn't complain.

(DH is pleased I'm complaining less about watching F1, even if I mutter too much about Toto)

BluSquid · 03/10/2022 02:12

I don't usually go for 'scrawny' types, but Felix Mallard (Marcus from Ginny and Georgia) really got me.

Bacibaci · 03/10/2022 02:37

Elvis Presley in the 1968 comeback special. I almost can’t breathe when I look at him - and he has been dead now for 45 years :(

Mermaidwaves · 03/10/2022 03:07

Nick Knowles for me too! Hes just so manly

Terry Crews - I love him in White Chicks

Rik Mayall- my first crush when I was 12

TheLadyofShalott1 · 03/10/2022 03:19

SeptemberSon · 02/10/2022 22:44

Jay McGuiness. I've never gotten over that Reservoir Dogs jive. Gives me the fanny gallops every time I (re) watch it on YouTube.

I was just thinking about that Jive (and Jay🤪) when I was watching strictly on Saturday, and then I was just thinking about Jay before I read your post, and thinking that yes, apart from my husband, he would be the one - but I do feel rather pervy as he is probably about the same age as my sons - thankfully I have never fancied any of their friends! I would go for a lie down in a darkened room, but I am already in one ☺️

the80sweregreat · 03/10/2022 03:32

Jeremy Clarkson.
Not a mumsnet favorite, but I've always had a weird crush on him

Namechangedforthisonetoday · 03/10/2022 03:38

James Norton, but only as Tommy Lee Royce. I’d be one of those nut jobs you read about in take a break that have married a psychopath doing life (yes I know it’s not real 🙈).

Sean Bean, good Lord, I’d let that men do anything to me. Anything.

the80sweregreat · 03/10/2022 03:47

There was a young SPAD on the daily politics show last week
( Reddit ? Or something?) he used to work for Boris
He was lovely . If only I were forty years younger and slimmer ! ..
The actor playing Kheerats dad in eastenders

MangosteenSoda · 03/10/2022 03:51

Donald Tusk.

FabFitFifties · 03/10/2022 03:52

Ben Fogle, Mike Baldwin (delighted he has already been mentioned), Michael Heseltine.

Dita73 · 03/10/2022 03:57

Noel Fielding

cantley · 03/10/2022 03:58

Johnny Flynn
James Norton

( My passion for David Tennant has died - don't know why! ).

Namechangedforthisonetoday · 03/10/2022 03:59

Mike Baldwin has really made me laugh 😂 can one of you explain why?!

FabFitFifties · 03/10/2022 03:59

Auf Wiedersehen Pet's Wayne - I was young