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I want to do rude things to...

599 replies

DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:21

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

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Bacibaci · 07/05/2023 19:53

Parrotpretty · 05/05/2023 19:36

Paul Newman, the very best looking man who ever walked the earth.

For me that would be Elvis Presley ;)

cocomel · 08/05/2023 14:09

Tommy Shelby
And Tommy Lee Royce in the scene where he escapes the court.

swoon

AStarDanced · 08/05/2023 18:52

The guy in the next village to mine doing work outside his house, shirt off, in the hot weather yesterday. Perfection.

Creativecake · 08/05/2023 20:12

Oscar Isaac

Figgygal · 08/05/2023 20:49

Creativecake · 08/05/2023 20:12

Oscar Isaac

Oh yes

BonnieLisbon · 08/05/2023 21:00

Kate Middleton's dad

SunshineLollipopsAndRainbows · 08/05/2023 21:05

Definitely Sean Bean! He’s so rugged! Bet he’s absolutely filthy. And Viggo Mortensen, although only in Lord of the Rings. I can’t remember his name ( Richard something I think) who played a dwarf in The Hobbit. I’ll google him.

SunshineLollipopsAndRainbows · 08/05/2023 21:07

Richard Armitage - phwoarr!

SunshineLollipopsAndRainbows · 08/05/2023 21:25

And a guy who comes to my till regularly at work - oh my goodness there are no words!

Shirleyjust · 08/05/2023 21:43

Agree with all the Hunnam-love

CovertImage · 08/05/2023 21:44

ManAboutTown · 03/10/2022 01:13

So male objectivisation seems to be ok on MN.

Ha ha - I don't really care but if this was a lads mag slobbering over Kim Khardashian (ghastly woman in my opinion) you'd all be on here moaning about it.

Well quite. I thought we didn't like men talking about women like this but I suppose if it's OK for both then that's fine

Giggorata · 08/05/2023 21:59

Many of these are not at all embarrassing, there'd be queues, so I won”t repeat many of my crushes.
But… I found myself eyeing up Mark Selby during the Snooker. 🤫

Missjkay · 08/05/2023 22:10

Jay Hutton
Jamie Rednapp
the one I won’t admit aloud Joey Essex!

Anskl · 08/05/2023 23:44

Jimin from BTS.
He's far too young and probably prefers men but I'll keep on drooling...

JohnsShirt · 08/05/2023 23:54

Anskl · 08/05/2023 23:44

Jimin from BTS.
He's far too young and probably prefers men but I'll keep on drooling...

Meh, ditto with Harry Styles and I'm still going there!

neilyoungismyhero · 09/05/2023 00:00

Sam Elliott and Alan Jackson

neilyoungismyhero · 09/05/2023 00:01

FieldView · 02/10/2022 23:47

Henry Cavill!

I haven't had a celeb crush since I was a teenager, but that man has awoken something in me lately 🥵

Especially in The Tudors...

imadeitnice · 09/05/2023 00:06

Kim Bodnia 😍

strangefantasy · 09/05/2023 01:02

LadyOfTheCanyon · 28/10/2022 08:08

Mike Wozniak
Ben Willbond - but only , and I cannot stress this enough, as the Captain in Ghosts.

Definitely these 2 plus
Andrew Scott
Shaun Evans (Endeavour)
Graham Hall

However, as these are fairly understandable, I’ll have to confess that my really odd fantasy crush is……

Pete Waterman

CallieQ · 09/05/2023 01:10

Richard Osman....

Confused
Scarbsbeach · 09/05/2023 20:22

The King’s equerry, Lt Col Johnny Thompson… gosh!

Or Henry Cavill of course - there’s a bit of a theme going on here!

AllTheAll · 09/05/2023 20:55

Oooh not embarrassing because he's cute as a button and aging well (and age-appropriate unlike the Harry Styles fantasies) but I choose Julian Rhind-Tutt --Dr Mac from Green Wing.

Iamtheonwandlonely · 10/05/2023 12:01

Brendon Urie things I'd do to him.
He's gorgeous and his voice is❤️

JohnsShirt · 10/05/2023 12:52

Saw him not long ago, he is indeed sexy as fuck.

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