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I want to do rude things to...

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DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:21

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

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Somanycuddlybears · 02/10/2022 22:22

Harry Style. He’s too young and I’m too old.

Zampa · 02/10/2022 22:23

I can't comment on your cravings but my Dad met Mark Wright when his brother played for our football team and he reckoned MW was lovely

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DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:24

@Zampa bugger that's definitely not helped!

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Chattycathydoll · 02/10/2022 22:24

Fred from Call The Midwife.

TeapotTitties · 02/10/2022 22:24

I think I'd be more embarrassed about your nasty post than your sex cravings OP.

What a horrible thing to say about someone.

Zampa · 02/10/2022 22:24

DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:24

@Zampa bugger that's definitely not helped!

😂🤣😂

Badlydrawnhuman · 02/10/2022 22:28

Jeremy Vine 😳It's his long legs.

JohnsShirt · 02/10/2022 22:28

Harry Styles.
He loves older women anyway, and he is absolutely beautiful 😍

I absolutely would kill to be Florence Pugh on the table in "Don't worry darling"

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DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:31

@Chattycathydoll you're going to need to explain that one!

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1stWorldProblems · 02/10/2022 22:33

Justin Webb - I loved his presence on the Today before I read his biography but its definitely kicked in since I read about he's achieved normality after an impressively odd start & isn't interested in victimhood.

40 years on I still worship Simon Le Bon ...

JohnsShirt · 02/10/2022 22:38

Badlydrawnhuman · 02/10/2022 22:28

Jeremy Vine 😳It's his long legs.

Good grief!
Ewwwwww.

YungDumbThrills · 02/10/2022 22:38

Danny from McFly. My word he's beautiful and has a gorgeous voice!

limitededitionbarbie · 02/10/2022 22:43

Kirk norcross

SeptemberSon · 02/10/2022 22:44

Jay McGuiness. I've never gotten over that Reservoir Dogs jive. Gives me the fanny gallops every time I (re) watch it on YouTube.

gingercat02 · 02/10/2022 22:46

YungDumbThrills · 02/10/2022 22:38

Danny from McFly. My word he's beautiful and has a gorgeous voice!

Surely Harry?

Chattycathydoll · 02/10/2022 22:50

DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:31

@Chattycathydoll you're going to need to explain that one!

I wish I could!!!
There’s just something about him, he’s so … manly? But not in a toxic macho way! He’s confident but not a twit about it and you know the DIY would get done on his watch. Something about being taken care of? I don’t knowww I just know he’s the reason I rewatch it 😂

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DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:52

I love that!!!

I've also just watched a clip on FB and... I'm ashamed to admit it because no one could possibly love him as much as he loves himself but... Paul Hollywood. Shoot me now.

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Tealpoppy · 02/10/2022 22:56

I have a thing for Rodney trotter from ofah
not the actor-I couldn’t fancy him less as Gary sparrow in goodnight sweetheart-just rodders
im weird,but I’d ride him all night!

Icecreamandapplepie · 02/10/2022 22:58

Rodney 😂

Coatdegroan · 02/10/2022 23:06

J from Eastenders

debwong · 02/10/2022 23:08

Tealpoppy · 02/10/2022 22:56

I have a thing for Rodney trotter from ofah
not the actor-I couldn’t fancy him less as Gary sparrow in goodnight sweetheart-just rodders
im weird,but I’d ride him all night!

Is it his plonker?

ImBoilingJackie · 02/10/2022 23:08

Peter Garrett.
Had a huge crush on him when I saw the video to Beds are Burning. Saw the band in concert recently and it brought it all back.

SofieM0 · 02/10/2022 23:10

Matt Smith - in House of Dragons 🫣

paulhollywoodshairgel · 02/10/2022 23:13

Sam heughn from outlander. Oh my lord. Or Timothee Chalamet (feels a bit wrong because I'm probably old enough to be his mum)

Dunnoburt · 02/10/2022 23:13

Tom Hardy
........shudder