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I want to do rude things to...

599 replies

DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:21

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

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PenelopeTitsDrop3121 · 26/12/2022 18:42

Dacre Montgomery 😋

Carcanet · 27/12/2022 21:53

Any good-looking brothers 😳

Icecreamandapplepie · 28/12/2022 00:11

I'm ashamed but... paddy mcguiness. 😬

Maya678 · 28/12/2022 03:17

Omg Clive Owen in closer….🤤🤤 Damien Lewis, Chris hemsworth, Tom hardy, Cillian Murphy.

Judyordinary · 31/12/2022 00:05

Harry Styles. Wouldn't be embarrassing for a young girl, but I'm 18 years older than him...😬

ladygindiva · 31/12/2022 00:08

Danny Dyer. So wrong. So right

JDKirk · 31/12/2022 00:09

Maya678 · 28/12/2022 03:17

Omg Clive Owen in closer….🤤🤤 Damien Lewis, Chris hemsworth, Tom hardy, Cillian Murphy.

I always get Clive Owen and Clive Dunn mixed up, so this one properly threw me for a minute.

NurseKenchington · 31/12/2022 00:42

Judyordinary · 31/12/2022 00:05

Harry Styles. Wouldn't be embarrassing for a young girl, but I'm 18 years older than him...😬

I don't think that gap would bother Harry...

MeinKraft · 31/12/2022 10:17

Hugh Bonneville

SwankyPants · 31/12/2022 11:39

Tom Burke

Ladyofthelake53 · 31/12/2022 15:40

Oooh yes definitely, Tom Burke preferably in 3 musketeers mode or Cormoran Strike

MeridianB · 31/12/2022 15:44

Ladyofthelake53 · 31/12/2022 15:40

Oooh yes definitely, Tom Burke preferably in 3 musketeers mode or Cormoran Strike

But hopefully not in The Souvenir....👹

Ladyofthelake53 · 31/12/2022 15:58

MeridianB · 31/12/2022 15:44

But hopefully not in The Souvenir....👹

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Havent seen that. I quite liked him in War and Peace as well.athough he was not a nice character in it

Ladyofthelake53 · 31/12/2022 16:01

Just googled The Souvineer, sounds interesting will give it a watch

Maya678 · 01/01/2023 01:01

JDKirk · 31/12/2022 00:09

I always get Clive Owen and Clive Dunn mixed up, so this one properly threw me for a minute.

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Laughed out loud at this @JDKirk 😂

AmazonPrim · 01/01/2023 01:28

I'd let George Clooney poor a hot Nespresso all over me and lick it off Blush

YukoandHiro · 01/01/2023 11:37

@Ladyofthelake53 the souvenir is one of the best films I've seen in years. If you enjoy it also check out Joanna Hogg's other films - she's amazing

MaudGone · 21/01/2023 18:53

Clooney - still?

DogeSos · 21/01/2023 19:26

Gwendoline Christie

MeridianB · 21/01/2023 20:21

MaudGone · 21/01/2023 18:53

Clooney - still?

“Clooney’s like a Chanel suit. He never goes out of style.” 🍸

MeridianB · 21/01/2023 20:22

Ladyofthelake53 · 31/12/2022 16:01

Just googled The Souvineer, sounds interesting will give it a watch

He’s a real rotter in Souvenir. It’s a quite dark, stylised film, but it lingers.

MaudGone · 21/01/2023 20:53

My celeb crushes would be in their late 20s, so 14-15 years younger than me. It's odd, because I'd never be interested in someone that young in real life...

NImumconfused · 21/01/2023 21:36

Reading through this thread, every time anyone mentioned Richard Madden I have been imagining Richard Madeley (and wondering about their sanity) - oops!

I'd be happy with any of the Doctors 9-12/14 (13 is lovely but I just don't swing that way). Haven't seen enough of Ncuti yet to know if he's being added to the list but I'm hopeful!

Mittens1717 · 21/01/2023 22:49

Matteo Berrettini the tennis player 😋

jollyjester · 21/01/2023 23:16

Jamie Fraser in Outlander. Weirdly not Sam Heaughan so much but the character Jamie I would definitely do unmentionable things to.