I want to do rude things to...

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... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

Oh my…. 🤢

Many years ago I had to advise a guy who called in reception where I worked. Oh my God, he was...just...oh...

I actually couldn't look at him.

I spoke to him while staring into space. I had to take his name and address. Thankfully, I didn't have to go to his home or I'd've made a total fool of myself.

I destroyed his details ASAP so I wouldn't be tempted to stalk him.

Once of my colleagues saw him, he could've had either of us, or both. Dear God!

Louis Theroux all the way…yes please.

Also the young vicar character from Call the Midwife - Tom.

A customer who uses our business a couple of times a week. I'd never do anything about it, but I have very vivid ideas of what I'd do if I ever got my clutches on him

Matt Berry but only in what we do in the shadows.

Sam West 😍

Don't worry, I don't think Harry has an age limit.

Manny Montana BUT only the way he looks when he plays Rio in good girls.

Tom Sturridge as the Sandman. Absolutely gorgeous.

Slash from G n R.

Tim Curry and Meatloaf both as their Rocky Horror characters

Nathan Fillion. Not usually my type in the slightest but oh my!!!

Also Sebastian Stan but more specifically when he played Bucky Barnes before he turned into the Winter Soldier

Mike Wozniak
Ben Willbond - but only , and I cannot stress this enough, as the Captain in Ghosts.

Hahah must have missed all the other Captain love!

Had to Google the first one as I did a double take thinking you meant Billy Crystal in Monsters Inc

Malcolm Tucker, the swearier the better.
Captain from Ghosts ( I'll take a ticket and get to the end of the queue )
Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Emma Samms. Had a crush on her since Dynasty!

Dominic West. But an alternative universe version of him that isn’t a cheater.

James Martin 😍

Brendan Gleeson

My electrician and plumber. They are both my type. I'd like to have them both...at the same time! 😍
Both are married though. 😪

Greg Davies

The chap from Dogs Behaving Badly, Graham someone, so reassuring and capable

Bruce Springsteen in a suit

Oh and I have a Peter Mandelson problem

@PinkButtercups oh my, Rio!

DH couldn't understand why the main character would possibly have sex with Rio in a bathroom when he's clearly such bad news. I couldn't really explain it to him but I completely understand the impulse!

My work colleague had Graham round to her house to sort out her rescue dog.

Adam richman. He’s just gorgeous and seems so lovely too