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I want to do rude things to...

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DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:21

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

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NeedWineNow · 15/10/2022 22:32

Resuming from my pause:

Cillian Murphy (especially as Tommy Shelby with the tats)
Tom Cruise
Dave Grohl (always, even though he's on my previous list)

in addition I seem to have developed some age appropriate lusting for Bradley Walsh. I think it's as a result of being retired and watching the Chase in the afternoon with a coffee. He could chat me up in a bar and buy me a G&T any time.

AStarDanced · 20/10/2022 20:05

The Hemsworth brothers- all at once

Steph McGovern

The new graduade at our firm. He's big & handsome, but shy, awkward & far too young for me. It makes me think bad things!

YukoandHiro · 20/10/2022 20:19

We have similar taste @bluebellinthewood

WandaWomblesaurus · 23/10/2022 10:31

Sam Neill as Damian in Omen 3.

shivermetimbers77 · 25/10/2022 00:12

Bob Odenkirk (from Better Call Saul).. just something about him

ThatCheeseIsMine · 25/10/2022 00:25

Juergen Klopp. And I agree about Chris Packham too.

But no one has ever got my lifelong crush on Alfred Molina.

More recently, Anand Menon.

ImNotHungry · 25/10/2022 02:53

Till Lindemann, Rammstein frontman.
What I’d do for 24hours with that man.

HauntersGonnaHaunt · 25/10/2022 13:05

ImNotHungry · 25/10/2022 02:53

Till Lindemann, Rammstein frontman.
What I’d do for 24hours with that man.

Ok. I get Richard Kruspe then.

ImNotHungry · 25/10/2022 13:29

HauntersGonnaHaunt · 25/10/2022 13:05

Ok. I get Richard Kruspe then.

Deal. I’m glad we could come to this agreement.

Sunshinesky1981 · 25/10/2022 14:00

Billy Burke in the Twilight films ... everyone was all about the vampires or warewolves, But Bella's dad was hot.

Gary Oldman
Greg Davis
Alan Rickman as Snape (The voice is what sends me into a flutter)

But i once had a incredibly graphic sex dream about Mr Tumble.. but when he was dressed as Lord Tumble. It somehow made me feel dirtier that it was the Tory Tumble version

Jyn · 25/10/2022 14:06

Diego Luna.
It started with Narcos. Clearly a drug baron is what does it for me, but it followed through into Rogue One and now with Andor.
The things I could do to that man 😂

Judyordinary · 25/10/2022 14:51

One of the builders working on the house across the road this very minute. I literally start trembling when I think about what I'd like to do to him 😳

CornedBeef451 · 25/10/2022 16:14

@Sunshinesky1981 the first time I watched Twilight I fancied Robert Pattinson but recently rewatched it and it was Mr Swan all the way. How did I not notice the first time?

user1471538283 · 25/10/2022 16:36

Christopher Eccleson is amazing. I imagine him being really into it and a bit shouty and pointy outside the bedroom. I do love a man who can rant. And he's got a big nose. I love a big nose on a man.

Plus he's a labour man so even more shouty.

Maybe I've got particular (and peculiar) tastes? But oh my ...

MaudGone · 25/10/2022 16:51

@Jyn , did you see him in Y Tu Mama Tambien? He has a very hot gay scene with Gael Garcia Bernal...

SwordToFlamethrower · 25/10/2022 16:54

My husband. Oh wait, just did!

Noidea837262 · 25/10/2022 16:55

Greg Davies - that man looks filthy

Virgil Van Dyke

Tom Hardy

Rob Delaney

Kai from Strictly

My sons’ football coach - I can’t even watch the training session sometimes because he’s too hot 🥵

EscapeTheCastle · 25/10/2022 18:03

Like a lot of people above I'm really liking the Captain in Ghosts.

Had a very rude dream about him which was a blessing from the dream gods.

Jyn · 25/10/2022 18:39

MaudGone · 25/10/2022 16:51

@Jyn , did you see him in Y Tu Mama Tambien? He has a very hot gay scene with Gael Garcia Bernal...

I’ve not seen the whole things but ive seen the scene. I came over all funny 😂. The addition of Gael just makes it.

just a heads up for the Captain fans, Ben Willbond is doing London Comic Con next month…

KathyNorthWest · 25/10/2022 19:07

Liking the Hemsworth sandwich idea.

Now I'm off to look for Y Tu Mama Tambien 😁

ingenvillvetavardukoptdintroja · 25/10/2022 19:29

Yes to Kayvan Novak and Stephen Mangan
Please can I add
John Krasinski
Jamie Redknapp
Romesh Ranganathan
There's no logic or link here

cinnabongene · 25/10/2022 21:19

I’m watching Gangs of London and I’ve decided that Joe Cole could get it every day and twice on Sundays. I wasn’t keen on him in Peaky Blinders at all, but he is hot as hell in this.

Mumrey · 27/10/2022 00:56

Jurgen Klopp
Ben Shepherd

Namechangedforthisonetoday · 27/10/2022 13:55

My friends husband. I’m going to hell aren’t I. She’s more of an acquaintance really (that’s how I justify the impure thoughts in my head anyway).

MaudGone · 27/10/2022 14:59

@Namechangedforthisonetoday , I think it's more exciting when it's someone a bit 'forbidden'. Doesn't mean you'd do anything in reality!

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