I want to do rude things to...

[DueyCheatemAndHow]

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

Liam Neesen
Snape!!
Idris Elba
john thaw but only as inspector Morse 🤣 ‘‘twas the eyes
Chiwetel Ejiofor
Richard Aoidaye
Richard Osman

sweet dreams everyone 😋

Definitely Theo James when in brooding manly roles eg as Four in the first divergent film or Sydney in Sandton...mmmmm

I believe he was also in the supernatural show bedlam ?

Sunetra Sarker 🌈
David Mitchell, 🥰
Alex Polizzi. 🌈

Not all at the same time mind you. Because l really am a “naice girl”! I just like a little variety.
😀

I wonder how it would be received if a man made a comment like OP's in the street. It's just not okay to behave like this in public.

Except it wasn’t said to anyone in the street, and it isn’t “behaving in public”, it’s an Internet forum.

Mumsnet Street?????

@AssumingDirectControl
What is this forum if not public?

@AssumingDirectControl
It's the original comment that I take issue with, how demeaning

Ethan Torchio from the Italian band Maneskin.
Though has to be when he is looking 'manly', and if I forget how old he is as I am early 40s 😬.

Steve Backshall.

Ooooof that man 👌

Eddie Irvine - Lovely smile if nothing else
Graeme Souness - sex on a stick. I'll bet he's as dirty as fuck
Taron Egerton - I'm old enough to be his mother but still...
Lars Mikkelsen - Mads' brother and better looking IMO

I met him once and he was lovely. I have a photo with him with his arm round me

I'm not proud and I think there's a theme but...

Ted Hastings from Line of Duty
Harry from Spooks (very old but have started rewatching that as I'm off work recovering from a leg break and it's brought up the old feelings 😂)

Also Jose Mourinho and Eric Cantona

I quite like jo, from spooks, or Ruth

Gorgeous as Sydney. Brooding and yet, and yet…so much promise.

Gong Yoo (the salesman/recruiter in Squid Game) but in a K-Drama from years ago called My Coffee Prince
He was also in Last Train to Busan. Beautiful looking man.

Lots of historic and fantasy (GOT, LOTR) types mentioned so far, but mine would be Tormund Giantsbane... snow outside, in a cave under bear skins, holding on to that mighty beard! Can't believe Brienne chose Jaime Lannister over him!

And I'm another who fancies Evan Peters as Jeffrey Dahmer.

Tom Hollander

Jay McGuiness after watching his Pulp Fiction jive for the hundredth time 🥵

Well after my other post here mentioning Kiefer Sutherland...I met and had photos with him before his gig in London and wow,such a generous gentleman and he gives the BEST hugs..love him in even more now 🥹🥺🥹

Charlie Hunnam. 💦

Charlie Hunnam! I haven't seen any of his recent stuff, but I remember him in the first episode of 'Queer as Folk'...

Matthew McFadyen in any period role, there is this wounded feel in him that makes me want to fix him good and proper!
Michael fassbender as Azazeal in the 90s show Hex and now Alfie Allen, but only as Jock in SAS Rogue Heros!

I had a horny dream about Evan Peters the other night and came in my sleep !

Jason Orange. Yum yum.