You’re a burglar, BUT you can only steal…

[MzHz]

… things that mildly inconvenience your victim.

what are you taking?

I’m stealing the fronts to all your freezer drawers, and the clips closing your packs of open frozen veg…

I saw this on FB and the comments were hilarious. I’m sure Vipers can do waaaay better!

over to you!

Lighthearted, btw. Just in case the heat gets to anyone and it’s not obvious

Mumsnet loves a robot hoover (including myself in that!) so I'm stealing the magnetic strips that stop robot hoovers getting stuck/going where they shouldn't.

I may also make off with your ice cube tray (I keep forgetting to buy one).

Great idea for a thread by the way!

Ice cube tray? That’s EVIL 😂🤣

The batteries out of the remote control.

Or perhaps Steal the ice cubes so that the person THINKS they have ice when they need it… but don’t.

Ask a toddler ! they are pros in doing these things.

One school shoe from any children. The teabags. The batteries from the remote control. And I’d change the WiFi password.

Every left shoe

All the tape, including duct tape and washi tape. Every scrap of it.

Hmmm either the usb charger cables or the usb plugs.

not both though.

Oooh also your toilet roll holders as I can guarantee at least 50% of people have at least one family member who doesn't know how to use them anyway!

@MzHz you have the front of my freezer drawers! I'm entitled to the ice cube tray! The contents of my ridiculously overstuffed freezer now fall on the floor whenever I open the door since you took the drawers so I now have room for the ice cube tray 😂

Your toilet paper

Tea bags.

History's worst monster.

Stealing the teabags would massively inconvenience me. I'm at least 70% caffeine.

Scissors. So when you buy new ones, you can't get into them as you have no scissors.

One pillow case from every bedding set so you have no matching sets.

Fuses out of your plugs.

Toilet roll.

Any keys left in windows, they're mine now.

Light bulbs.

@PuttingDownRoots ah yes the good old scissors paradox. That's genius!

The clippy thing that you fit the shower head into

Laces out of all shoes

All the forks

And the insoles!

the good knife
the back of the remote so the batteries fall out
tupperware lids
the receipt you need for the thing you want to return
the lip balm you've nearly finished
the lid to the bottle you just opened but didn't want to finish yet

@MissingGrandstand <cackles like a loon>

What about…

the good scissors ✂️