Best company names you’ve seen

[Soubriquet]

I’ll start with

Moggie Poppins (a cat sitting service)
Oh my cod (fish and chip shop)

Codraphinia chippy

@boomchikawowwow

Carkey and clutch - driving instructor

Hull?? Not too far from Frying Nemo! I knew someone who had a bacon sandwich van called "Brimful of Rasher"

Goodfellers - tree surgeons

I recall another... there's a pet supply shop near me:
"Thoughts for Paws"

Lady of the Locks - locksmith

Aimee’s Wine House - off licence.

Blow Me - unisex hairdressers.

S.O.S.* - courier company, with the strapline: "Nothing Goes Faster Than … "

*shit off a shovel

Chinese takeaway in closest city Tak A Wa.

Local dog walking service, van emblazoned with a back to the future mural but called back to the park!

@DeadButDelicious

Hair Flick (a hairdressers when I was little making a smashing allo allo reference).

We still have a Hair Flick around here (Manchester).

I grew up in the Far East and remember quite a few businesses where non-sensical names had been adopted by non-English speakers, or had translated badly. One of the cleverest deliberate ones I ever saw was Eurornate, a company which imported posh bathroom fittings from Europe.

And finally, the Supreme Harmony Travel Service, known as SHTS for obvious reasons. There was talk about them setting up an international division, but I do not know if they ever came to agreement on a name...

Bare Grills
On a burger van.

Drove past a shop recently, presumably a sandwich shop or cafe, called Tea Cake Max 😂

Curl up and Dye - Hairdesser

Fur Do's.

A North Yorkshire dog groomers

This is amazing!

@SpeckledlyHen that is amazing

Back to the Fuschia

Florist

A Fish called Rhondda ( chippy in the Rhondda valley)
And an old friend lives in a village in Kent called Loose, which has the Loose Women’s Institute. .

Kents Tuck Inn Fried Chicken- Gornal, Dudley

Hardware shop in Dublin city called "Knobs and Knockers"

What is it about chippies and hairdressers? I have also seen a curl up. And dye. And a Lunatic Fringe.

A kitchen appliance shop called Sell Fridges.

Not the company name but saw a drain unblocking van with the number plate CEO 4 POO.

Fragilistics. Mirror delivery company.

@smofty84

Hardware shop in Dublin city called "Knobs and Knockers"

There's a 'Knob' shop in Bath too! They sell...door knobs! 😆

@seashaken

Not quite the point of the thread, but I used to regularly drive past a hairdressers called Chevaux. Always made me laugh. I wonder if anyone ever told them?

I don't get it? Told them what?

I think chevaux means “horses” - there’s a similar French word which means hair.