Best company names you’ve seen

[Soubriquet]

I’ll start with

Moggie Poppins (a cat sitting service)
Oh my cod (fish and chip shop)

Jason donner van was on takeaway the other day

A couple of good local dog groomers - doggy style and short bark and sides.

Wake and Paine funeral directors.

Impact School of Motoring.

Black and Decker

Doctors surgery with 2 partners - Dr Decker and another Dr of African descent.

@CovidCanDoOne123

Wright Hassall solicitors (Leamington Spa)

They have a solicitor there (or used to) caked Mr Anthony Pain. His email sign off was A Pain @ Wright Hassall

Called

Less Lessons - driving school

Bottom plumbers, seen while visiting friends in Leicestershire.

Pablo eggs-go-bao - breakfast place

Carkey and clutch - driving instructor

I saw ‘Number one in the number two business’ on the side of a tanker.

@RuralDwelling

I am

Hair Flick (a hairdressers when I was little making a smashing allo allo reference).

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Me too 😊😊

Small world!

Dark side of the spoon and Cafe at the end of the universe are two smashing little places near me as well.

@seashaken

Not quite the point of the thread, but I used to regularly drive past a hairdressers called Chevaux. Always made me laugh. I wonder if anyone ever told them?

Took me a second. I read cheveux (head of hair). Not chevaux.

Saw an all female plumbing business on homes under the hammer once, name was STOPCOCKS

Beandun - a bookies
Plumbing Heck
An ex-nightclub called Whispers has become a Chinese restaurant- Chinese Whispers

Lawn and Order
Ed Gardener

(Both garden maintenance companies)

"The Codfather" (local chippy)

"Tan Marks" (tanning salon, owner is called Mark)

"The Bap Van" (mobile sandwich van and yes they had the tinkly theme tune!)

Saw a plumber's van advertising his company on the side:

"Only Rods and Hoses"

Made me LoL

Mr Bit. Window cleaner.
L Paine. Chiropodist.
Get stuffed. Steak house.

Captain Dugwash - dog grooming business

@thefirstmrsrochester

Captain Dugwash - dog grooming business

😂

Scottish presumably?