Best company names you’ve seen

[Soubriquet]

I’ll start with

Moggie Poppins (a cat sitting service)
Oh my cod (fish and chip shop)

Sofa shop called Suite F.A. 😝🤣

SHI Technology

Tan Solo (tanning salon)

Frying Nemo - local fish n chip shop

We are in quite a historically famous part of East Sussex & a lot of companies have a 1066 reference but my 2 favourites are
William the Concreter (Builder)
William the Conequerer (Ice cream stand on the beach)

William the Concreter

Curl up and dye (hairdresser)
Jason Doner van (mobile kebabs)

Eclips (hair salon)

I do often feel a tinge of sadness that ‘Jim will mix it’ (concrete mixing firm) had to black out half their name after the atrocities - you still see ‘mix it’ driving round… should be a word of warning to future entrepreneurs.

Indiana Bones and the temple of groom

Gore Brothers - funeral directors

Tanfastic - tanning salon

A chap in Tyneside named his corner shop Singhsburys. Sainsburys asked him to change it so he got new signage and called it Morrisinghs

There is also a chippy near me called The Codfather.

The blind man’s here (blind/curtain fitter)

Oh I’ve heard of a cafe called Backofaldi

Cos it was literally at the back round Aldi’s

Sashy and Sashy - sash window company

Sorry. Spelt it wrong

It’s Bacchialdi’s. Still pronounced back of Aldi’s

Lino Ritchie

Floorers

Tanerife - sun bed parlour

Patel and Singh building Co with the tag line ‘you’ve tried the cowboys - now try the Indians’

Shakatan - tanning shop

Frying Nemo (chip shop)

Can't remember the business name specifically ... it was "something" flooring ... but the strap line underneath was "Get laid by a professional" I spent ages in traffic laughing 🤣🤣

I love these

There’s a guy who fits blinds, I can’t remember what the company is called but he has ‘Extremely well hung’ on the back of the van

Wok and roll - Chinese

Lawn & order