Best company names you’ve seen

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I’ll start with

Moggie Poppins (a cat sitting service)
Oh my cod (fish and chip shop)

Jason donervan

Only Fans - fan shop

Glamorous Geggies (denture repair shop in Glasgow, geggie meaning mouth in Glasgow).

Oh yes, and an angling shop in Swaffham called Kev's Tackle.

Wu Tan Scran - takeaway shop in liverpool.

Rock and Sole Plaice- fish and chip shop
Constructacon- builders

Bruce Springclean, Lino Richie, Abrakebabra, Chipsy Kings, Thai Tanic

Piston Broke (motorcycle parts and repairs)
Cod Almighty (chip shop)

Both in Bristol.

Winking Willie’s - fish and chip shop on Scarborough sea front

I see a van in my area most days called " cool runnings" and each time i do the " feel the rhythm.... feel the rhyme.... "🤣🤣

Named changed as this is something I've told loads of people in real life but there is a village near Canterbury called Rough Common, my aim in life is to open a bakery there call Rough Common Tarts.

The Plaice of Cod - fish shop

Both takeaways... northern Ireland Wok Inn and For cod and country

Sandwich shop - ‘Big Baps’
Newsagents - ‘Mags & Fags’

I want to open a carpet shop called Carpet Diem and a german bakery called Gluten Tag

Wok n Roe - chinese chip shop

Shonky Bros. An estate agents in Leicester.

Curl up 'n' dye - hairdressers in Leeds

These are awesome 😂

Tiny Horizons - nursery/preschool. Kind of sets the expectations of your kids' futures quite low!

Bathman and plumbing

I live in an area of London with the postcodes E4 there’s an optician near me called E4 eyes. Made me smile.

Florist Gump
Coffee Annan

A floor screeding company near me is called Apollo Screeding www.apollo-screeding.co.uk/

A few years ago I passed a mobile disco van heading out of Cornwall called Disco in Kernow.

Thanet Earth - market gardening concern in Kent