Best company names you’ve seen

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I’ll start with

Moggie Poppins (a cat sitting service)
Oh my cod (fish and chip shop)

These are so ingenious! Love Lino Ritchie.

Not the company name itself but strapline I saw on the van of a local scaffolding company:
Get an erection... with Bont Scaffolding!

Suckcess; a drain cleaning/septic tank emptying service.

@IBelieveInBiology there’s a local scaffolder near me who has “we give the best erections” written on his van under the company name

Al Cappuccinos (coffee shop)

Boni and Guy - Dog Grooming, Medusa - Hairdressers (think they missed the allusion here!) The Leading Roll and Mixed Fillings - sandwich shops.

@Blondeissimo

Indiana Bones and the temple of groom

Brilliant!

Our local plumber... 'Pete Crapper and sons'

Nice Baps. A bakery.

The Cod's Scallops (chippy)

Fetch Your Lead - dog walking service.

Oh My Cod
Willie Wiper in Liverpool (now even has its own doll)

Peters Piles
A local construction company

Curl up and Dye - hair salon

balti towers (indian take away)
shylocks(hairdressers)
curl up and dye( hairdressers)
wok around the clock( Chinese takeaway)
The Codfather (chipshop)

@Janfebmar

Specs in the city - Optician. I think it was in Kirkcaldy, or maybe Dunfermline

@Janfebmar that's Dunfermline right down the bottom of the high street on way to seven kings :)

This also makes me giggle 😂

TREE SURGEON BUSINESS

Tree Wise Men

Baguetty junction sandwich shop

@Khalas

Sandwich shop in Cardiff called...:

Baguetty Junction

Great minds!!

Jurassic Bark - dog walkers.

Fido Sassoon a dog grooming place

Local place that does deliveries of manure & compost for gardening has a strapline "shit happens"

In my brother's village there is Splash Gordon - a guy called Gordon who does water features

Hotblack Desiato, an estate agent in Islington. I’m not sure if the estate agent or the Hitchhiker’s Guide character came first, TBH.

Dirty dogs and filthy bitches.

Dog grooming place. Obvs. 😆

@Soubriquet

I’ll start with

Moggie Poppins (a cat sitting service)
Oh my cod (fish and chip shop)

Are you from the Tulip Town?