Someone has parked…

[HorsePark]

A horse, an actual horse, complete with carriage outside my house and secured it to my drainpipe!

That's epic, OP!
Back in the day before foot and mouth, my free local newspaper was delivered by horse and cart (yes, I did live out in the sticks).

Pleaseeeee post a photo OP

@SpidersAreShitheads I nearly choked on my coffee at your comment. My laptop was almost covered.

Has the horse got a name? Can it be Gazelda please.

I once went on holiday to a farm and some calves were born while we were there. They named one of them after me. I often wonder how the calf is doing now.

We still have rag and bone men come round with a horse and cart, we also see horses tethered on the verges quite a lot too which makes me for them.

I’d say I live semi rural. I live in a village but it’s only 5 minutes drive to a supermarket.

@Veryverycalmnow

Wow, that wasn't what I was expecting! Photo? You can blur out the horse's face to protect his identity.

😂😂😂😂😂

we also see horses tethered on the verges quite a lot too

Yes, I do see this quite regularly. Just not normally to my house! 😂

A few times a year there will be a post in the local FB group to say ponies are running loose on the green.

@HorsePark

I’m not sure how tall 14.2 hands is but it’s back is level with my shoulder and I’m 5’3”

Bet it’s a Welsh section….

@HorsePark

I’d say I live semi rural. I live in a village but it’s only 5 minutes drive to a supermarket.

But now you can canter to the supermarket!

This thread has to go to classics for the sheer quality of the replies.

DH "Is that Shergar?"
Me "No"

I wish this was true!

So you want us to believe there's a horse tied to your drainpipe? Not that old chestnut!

Penguin bollards are not going to fix this one, OP.
Is she friendly?

@HorsePark

It seems pretty chilled. It’s got blinker things on it’s eyes

Ah well, that explains it. Ask any Audi driver and they'll tell you you can park where you like as long as you put your blinkers on

So intriguing!!!

Ask any Audi driver and they'll tell you you can park where you like as long as you put your blinkers on

Post of the week!

Come now, come now. Rein it in chaps.

Has it had any water? Or been stood in the sun unattended all afternoon.

Have you got a bucket handy?

I think the OP is just trying to stirrup trouble here.

Years ago I worked in a small market town surrounded by a lot of farms. They used to hold fairs monthly and the hallowtide fair was usually a special one including a sheep fair and they used to tie the sheep to the railing outside our building.

Sigh. I love a Friday evening parking thread. Superior diagrams? Pictures? This thread keeps on giving.

I so want to join in with the puns but I'm useless.. I'll just enjoy yours..
My DD used to bring her 16 hands horse into our garden.. We live on an estate.. All the neighbours used to come for a stroke...