Someone has parked…

[HorsePark]

A horse, an actual horse, complete with carriage outside my house and secured it to my drainpipe!

Is there a carriage?

Yes. Although carriage might be over stating it, it’s more like a buggy

@theyhavenothingbuttheaudacity

I always wish I'd find an abandoned baby outside my house

That’s upping the ante!

Ok I need more information… go and talk to the lady next door!

Looks like a painting of a disappointed horse. Not a horse that has had bad news

@HorsePark

My husband was out watering the flowers and a lady came out next door and shouted over ‘don’t worry she’s fine’ then went back in.

Oh well that’s all alright then! Is she normally eccentric?

So it belongs to next door?

Is it someone visiting your neighbours?

@BitOutOfPractice

So it belongs to next door?

Oh. The neighbours horse then?

I don't think it's been established... what colour is the horse.

I like to visualise these things.

It’s black

G'wan, take a pic, OP. I want to see the pony!

Why the long face?

Is it a two seater buggy? Did the lady look like Laura Ingles-Wilder?

They’ve decided to take it round the back.

Can you pixelate the horses face to protect it's anonymity?

😂😂😂 I think my weekend has peaked already....

@HorsePark

They’ve decided to take it round the back.

I presume her house not yours?

Very random. Not something I’ve ever considered would happen 😂

Could the horse be making a Mother's Day visit?

Foal we know that could be the case?

There is some random land round the back and they’ve left it there attached to the neighbours back fence

How long is your hair, OP? Could you pull off doing a Lady Godiva down the High Street?

Godiva is the way to go for sure.

Could you pull off doing a Lady Godiva down the High Street?

Not that long

Come on be a sport.

I've just chucked an extra bag of carrots in the Ocado shop, in case this is a trend. We are currently woefully under prepared in the event of any unexpected equine visitors. Emergency biscuits yes, emergency horse snacks, not so much.

Has the horse got water and grass? Are their reins (presumably that's what they've used to tie it up) long enough for them to roam a little?