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Threads you remember with fondness for being utterly batshit

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amiafreakofnature · 18/02/2022 22:41

The one that always gets me is the one where a woman gets angry with some builders and yelled 'Willy Willy Willy' at them
Also didn't see this delight at the time but have since learnt about it was the Sistine screamer- I could die laughing thinking about that one
What are your best threads for comedy value?

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balalake · 21/02/2022 08:10

Nothing beats the penis beaker. Though the one where someone's dad used to sneak into the toilets of his daughters workplace and stink the place out did amuse me.

ufucoffee · 21/02/2022 08:11

Just read the school play one. Funny but it has to be a wind up. Hello Louise.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/02/2022 11:15

Though the one where someone's dad used to sneak into the toilets of his daughters workplace and stink the place out did amuse me.

Oh, yes, that one - and OP narrated and described it all so eloquently and hilariously too! Didn't he go and get himself a full-on breakfast butty every morning and then go to 'see it to its natural conclusions' in OP's workplace? People reckoned that his wife must have threatened him with divorce if he ever brought 'that thing' home with him, so he made sure he dispatched it, in all its fetid stinkiness, before daring to go back home!

StormzyinaTCup · 21/02/2022 13:03

The Sistine Chapel and Balonz are my all time favourites but this is up there - it's the masseuse/steak one

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4339095-DH-charged-me-for-Steak-but-Im-a-Veggie

Mammyloveswine · 21/02/2022 13:20

@amusedbush

I don’t think the t-rexing in Asda thread is funny at all, probably because I understood the OP perfectly. I’m autistic and t-rex arms are totally normal in the ND community, so what the OP described made total sense to me!

Okay, I’m finished being a killjoy Blush my favourites:

  • Angela Hernandez
  • the man who whispered ‘penetration’ every time they had sex
  • the woman who asked for advice about a pram, then a year later accidentally replied to her own thread recommending it
  • he has eaten a fat ball
  • ‘your minge!’
Ahaha loved the woman replying to her own thread..

Snapped and farted was hilarious, the mexican house thief was bonkers, the sistine chapel was just bizarre..

Also the thread where a hen party guest wanted to bring their child!!

Lastqueenofscotland · 21/02/2022 13:32

Sistine screamer is the best ever.
Owl noise woman was mad
The man cooking his massage therapist a steak?!

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/02/2022 13:58

this is up there - it's the masseuse/steak one

Most of the best ones start off as apparently something completely different, where the bizarre/outrageous thing is brushed over nonchalantly as something mundane and then a much less pertinent factor is seized on as the point in debate.

Like the steak one, where OP's main objection was to having to pay for a steak as a vegetarian, when the elephant in the room was her DH expecting to sit down with the masseuse for the meal!

Snapped & Farted was another. Nobody remembers the actual reason for the thread - iirc, it was a petty little tiff - but the crucial plot twist was clearly in the by-the-by-mentioned snapping and the farting, especially the farting!

It's the MN equivalent of when I was on a train, travelling along the North Wales coast, when a group of 'well-refreshed' blokes got on at Prestatyn. One chap was recounting a recent remarkable experience and began with "So we were in a pasty shop, right, and we were having a pasty fight and....". I didn't actually catch the big exciting climax of the story - I'm guessing it was probably that somebody went in, bought a pasty and then actually took it away intending to eat it - as I was so open-mouthed at the having a pasty fight as clearly such a normal everyday factor, mentioned in passing for no other reason than to set the scene Grin

looklikeanelephant · 21/02/2022 14:39

The hatred for dolphins

Squiff70 · 21/02/2022 14:41

Okay, somebody is going to have to explain the Balonz thing to me. It seems to have escaped me! Please?

Psuedoshoes · 21/02/2022 15:04

The one where OP went to centre parcs with her husband and kids and for some reason her husband assumed this meant they'd be having anal sex Grin

looklikeanelephant · 21/02/2022 15:28

AIBU to be livid how dolphins are portrayed compared to how they are? http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/3386868-AIBU-to-be-livid-how-dolphins-are-portrayed-compared-to-how-they-are

This one

BoreOfWhabylon · 21/02/2022 20:27

@Squiff70
Some men from another site thought they would wind up mumsnetters. However, they were so taken by the wit displayed that they became firm fans. In the thread there's a link to the other site

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/baby_names/2197937-Help-Difficult-choice-of-boys-names-Sean-Daniel-or-Balonz

Cheekypeach · 21/02/2022 20:29

@looklikeanelephant

AIBU to be livid how dolphins are portrayed compared to how they are? [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am]]iibeingunreasonable/3386868-AIBU-to-be-livid-how-dolphins-are-portrayed-compared-to-how-they-are

This one

to me they look like they have evil eyes and cackling rather than laughing.

CRYING 😂

Lranrwt · 21/02/2022 20:29

Definitely the owl noises one!

goodnightgrumble · 21/02/2022 21:23

There is one on classics about what outfits look like! Will see if can find it

Squiff70 · 21/02/2022 21:24

[quote BoreOfWhabylon]@Squiff70
Some men from another site thought they would wind up mumsnetters. However, they were so taken by the wit displayed that they became firm fans. In the thread there's a link to the other site

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/baby_names/2197937-Help-Difficult-choice-of-boys-names-Sean-Daniel-or-Balonz[/quote]
Snigger! Thanks for the link!

goodnightgrumble · 21/02/2022 21:26

@YouMuckyDuck

There is a brilliant one in classics about clothes you buy hoping to look gorgeous and what you look like in reality
That is the one I am thinking of. I could not stop laughing!
Isababybel · 21/02/2022 21:27

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

Though the one where someone's dad used to sneak into the toilets of his daughters workplace and stink the place out did amuse me.

Oh, yes, that one - and OP narrated and described it all so eloquently and hilariously too! Didn't he go and get himself a full-on breakfast butty every morning and then go to 'see it to its natural conclusions' in OP's workplace? People reckoned that his wife must have threatened him with divorce if he ever brought 'that thing' home with him, so he made sure he dispatched it, in all its fetid stinkiness, before daring to go back home!

I absolutely lived for the weekly updates on that thread! I tried to read it all again a few months ago but the OP had all her posts deleted Sad
thenumberseven · 21/02/2022 21:29

You are the Carcass!

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 23/02/2022 18:06

The poster whose father had refused to speak to her mum because she said he didn't look like Paul McCartney.

MrsGusset · 23/02/2022 20:04

@fluffysmum

The OXO tower
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/703760-My-DH-says-he-wants-to-take-me-up-the
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