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Original poster

I’ve just had a terrible terrible realisation…

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Diqgeneration · 10/02/2022 21:48

We are living in a hologram and rules by people obsessed with sex. Think about it…

Cre see da dick
Sa dick khan
Dom Cummiings - they even spelt it cum
Liz truss-ed up
Sayed javid- saw ya vid- you know the one on onlyfans
And the big bad johnson- as we all know johnson is a synonym for dick

I’ve probably missed a few here. But there is a huge preponderance of dick in government at the moment.

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Duracellbunnywannabe · 10/02/2022 21:52

There are definitely lots of dicks in government, in several ways.

Dickington · 10/02/2022 21:52

🤣🤣🤣

Nice catch! Just the sort of thing I'd find myself thinking late at night when I can't sleep.

RedCandyApple · 10/02/2022 21:55

Boris Johnson BJ

Original poster
Diqgeneration · 10/02/2022 22:06

Even better Redcandy!
I clearly have too much time on my hands Grin

OP posts:
HalfwomanHalfcookie · 10/02/2022 22:14

Matt Han(d)cock

ILoveUsernames · 10/02/2022 22:15

Matt Han-cock?

HalfwomanHalfcookie · 10/02/2022 22:16
Grin
Original poster
Diqgeneration · 10/02/2022 22:17

@ILoveUsernames

Matt Han-cock?
Grin so much dick! And a cock!
OP posts:
FunionBunion · 10/02/2022 22:18

My call girl gove Grin

FunionBunion · 10/02/2022 22:19

Michael gove ^

Stichintime · 10/02/2022 22:19

Please stop this now... its just too much to think about. No further evidence the Tories are titillating toilet fodder is ever needed

coatofmanycolors · 10/02/2022 22:24

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Thewindwhispers · 10/02/2022 22:26

I will never be able to un-know this 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

coatofmanycolors · 10/02/2022 22:26

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1990s · 10/02/2022 22:28

@FunionBunion

My call girl gove Grin
Absolute gold
Puzzledandpissedoff · 10/02/2022 22:44

You missed the obvious one, OP - after all Johnson is slang for A dick Wink

Dimondsareforever · 10/02/2022 22:49

This thread has made my day 🤣🤣🤣

DahliaMacNamara · 10/02/2022 22:50

Jacob Rees-Mogg's name is frequently abbreviated to JR-M, so it's obviously code for Just Rim-Me.

Butterfly08 · 10/02/2022 22:52

Love dick. Exploding at the back of my throat. So awesome

TheresSomebodyAtTheDoorNeil · 10/02/2022 22:53

A personal favourite of mine is John Woodcock..... Imagine going round school having to carry that doozie. Can't believe he didn't change it when he got into politics Grin

Somethingsnappy · 10/02/2022 22:53

Sir Christopher Titty?

FortunesFave · 10/02/2022 22:54

@RedCandyApple

Boris Johnson BJ
And Johnson is an American slang term for penis...
San141 · 10/02/2022 23:02

@TheresSomebodyAtTheDoorNeil why did any of them keep their names when they went into government?? OR when they saw (and they must have) why not change names like celebrities do?!!

AutomaticMoon · 10/02/2022 23:04

[quote San141]@TheresSomebodyAtTheDoorNeil why did any of them keep their names when they went into government?? OR when they saw (and they must have) why not change names like celebrities do?!![/quote]
Cause they like to rub it in our faces... the dick, that is 🤮