I’ve just had a terrible terrible realisation…

[Diqgeneration]

We are living in a hologram and rules by people obsessed with sex. Think about it…

Cre see da dick
Sa dick khan
Dom Cummiings - they even spelt it cum
Liz truss-ed up
Sayed javid- saw ya vid- you know the one on onlyfans
And the big bad johnson- as we all know johnson is a synonym for dick

I’ve probably missed a few here. But there is a huge preponderance of dick in government at the moment.

A few more cuntservative MPs that come to mind:

Aaron Bell(end)
Saqib Batti(boy)
Peter Bone
Sir Jeffrey Cox

Flick (the bean) Drummond
Simon Hoare
Phillip Hollobone
Chris (shoot his) Loder
Mike Wood

I'm sure there are more ...

San41 I suppose wuth great privelage comes the belief you can carry a name ending in cock and not be laughed at for it

But his is WoodCock... WoodyCock, WoodenCock the opportunities are endless 😂😂😂

Pritty petal

Read the OP?

@Catra

A few more cuntservative MPs that come to mind:

Aaron Bell(end)
Saqib Batti(boy)
Peter Bone
Sir Jeffrey Cox

Flick (the bean) Drummond
Simon Hoare
Phillip Hollobone
Chris (shoot his) Loder
Mike Wood

I'm sure there are more ...

Well at least they are catering for every taste 😁

Oops that was in response to several people pointing out what Johnson is slang for, when the OP had spelled it out.

If you mumble a bit, JRM could be Take Him, Greased, Dogg- y style.

Gavin Willie-amson

Sir Peter Bottom-ley. The five year old in me still finds names like this amusing

This thread is a wrong, wrong thing!

@HalfwomanHalfcookie

Matt Han(d)cock

You win the thread

😮 well blow me (pun absolutely intended) you’re right!

@Diqgeneration

We are living in a hologram and rules by people obsessed with sex. Think about it…

Cre see da dick
Sa dick khan
Dom Cummiings - they even spelt it cum
Liz truss-ed up
Sayed javid- saw ya vid- you know the one on onlyfans
And the big bad johnson- as we all know johnson is a synonym for dick

I’ve probably missed a few here. But there is a huge preponderance of dick in government at the moment.

Jock(strap) Stirrup always sounds kinky to me

He’s in’t HoL now anyway so may not count for this.

Elizabeth Truss - definitely BDSM
Dom Raab - More BDSM
Chief whip… I think we’re onto something here

Black rod! How could I forget that…

'Just rim me' made me laugh out loud 🤣

Simon hart, or SHart for short
I’m feeling very childish tonight

@FelicityBeedle

Elizabeth Truss - definitely BDSM Dom Raab - More BDSM Chief whip… I think we’re onto something here

Elizabeth Thrust it in... Dom (looking for a sub) to Raab Ram it in...

@Puzzledandpissedoff

You missed the obvious one, OP - after all Johnson is slang for A dick

Lol...I think you missed the OP.

Rim-Me Sunak?
Carrie (On) Johnson?

😂🤮

I will never be able to un-know this

This !!

THIS is why I love late night mumsnet!

Chris Whitty could join the club for real every time he forgets to cross his 't's.