I’ve just had a terrible terrible realisation…

[Diqgeneration]

We are living in a hologram and rules by people obsessed with sex. Think about it…

Cre see da dick
Sa dick khan
Dom Cummiings - they even spelt it cum
Liz truss-ed up
Sayed javid- saw ya vid- you know the one on onlyfans
And the big bad johnson- as we all know johnson is a synonym for dick

I’ve probably missed a few here. But there is a huge preponderance of dick in government at the moment.

@RobertaFirmino

Anagrams have a lot to tell us: Jeer, cry, my nob (clue: he led the Burp At Royal) Yeast Harem Liar, tit, pep Magic he-love Ordered a sin in The Feces Foyer (for MPs with 'special interests')

Not rude but amusing:
Incoming scum dim
Bacon midair
Inane Disorder
For cheesy feet

Number two is Priti patel. I’m moderately afraid of her finding me and spanking me, number one Theresa May. I do love a good anagram

Sorry number three Priti
Number two May

Colon Powell
Mike Penis
And the man that needs no rearranging, Tokyo Sexwale