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I’ve just had a terrible terrible realisation…

104 replies

Diqgeneration · 10/02/2022 21:48

We are living in a hologram and rules by people obsessed with sex. Think about it…

Cre see da dick
Sa dick khan
Dom Cummiings - they even spelt it cum
Liz truss-ed up
Sayed javid- saw ya vid- you know the one on onlyfans
And the big bad johnson- as we all know johnson is a synonym for dick

I’ve probably missed a few here. But there is a huge preponderance of dick in government at the moment.

OP posts:
blahblahx · 10/02/2022 23:48

@FunionBunion

My call girl gove Grin
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Somethingsnappy · 10/02/2022 23:48

Keir Stamina.

CheshireChat · 10/02/2022 23:50

You people are wrong ones and I love you for it Grin.

biscuiteer · 10/02/2022 23:53

Nads in Doris -Nadine Dorries

biscuiteer · 10/02/2022 23:56

Big Ed Balls

Dickington · 10/02/2022 23:59

Chris with Whittle titties.

namechanged221 · 11/02/2022 00:00

Liam Fox-y lady

Amber Rutt

Jeremy Shunt

Dickington · 11/02/2022 00:00

I'm going to hell for all of this!

namechanged221 · 11/02/2022 00:02

David Cum-eron

FleeceNavidadFromTheSheep · 11/02/2022 00:07

Matt Rodda
David Rutley
Jeremy Quim , er Quin sorry
Marie Rimmer

Youngatheart00 · 11/02/2022 00:10

Ed Balls

I say no more

🍒

BrocolliHamster · 11/02/2022 00:26

@Somethingsnappy

Keir Stamina.
Grin
BrocolliHamster · 11/02/2022 00:27

Gavin willymanson

Marcipex · 11/02/2022 00:27

I don’t get the Gove one.

Rosenborg · 11/02/2022 00:32

@DahliaMacNamara

Jacob Rees-Mogg's name is frequently abbreviated to JR-M, so it's obviously code for Just Rim-Me.
😂😂😂
baroqueandblue · 11/02/2022 00:38

Jacob Reeks (of) Smeg

Steven (having a) Barclay(s bank)

Gavin Williamson Enormous Prick

Lalliella · 11/02/2022 00:42

Jeremy Cunt

Lalliella · 11/02/2022 00:44
KloppsTeeth · 11/02/2022 00:54

I love you all Grin

The dirty, dirty bastards.

RobertaFirmino · 11/02/2022 01:33

Steve Double Penetration
Mimsy Davis
Thomas Tug-end-hat
Peter Boner

RobertaFirmino · 11/02/2022 01:38

Angela Merkin - even the Germans are at it!

daisychain01 · 11/02/2022 03:55

There isn't enough brain-bleach for this thread.

I can't un-see it now....

musicalfrog · 11/02/2022 06:30

PMQs won't be quite the same next week (for me anyway) Grin

MelissaRainbow · 11/02/2022 06:31

@Marcipex

I don’t get the Gove one.
Me either! Can anyone explain?
HalfwomanHalfcookie · 11/02/2022 06:51

Even the Russians are at it!
Vladimir Put(it)in.