I’ve just had a terrible terrible realisation…

[Diqgeneration]

We are living in a hologram and rules by people obsessed with sex. Think about it…

Cre see da dick
Sa dick khan
Dom Cummiings - they even spelt it cum
Liz truss-ed up
Sayed javid- saw ya vid- you know the one on onlyfans
And the big bad johnson- as we all know johnson is a synonym for dick

I’ve probably missed a few here. But there is a huge preponderance of dick in government at the moment.

@Somethingsnappy

Chris Whitty could join the club for real every time he forgets to cross his 't's.

This has made me laugh so much 😅

Love this Don't forget Jeremy Cunt (Hunt)

Yes, it is international.

Just In True-blow
Jacinta Hard-on

And Macron's first name is the name of a series of 70s soft porn films.

Dirty beggars, the lot of them.

I am laughing over my breakfast.

I was trying to tead about how Sadiq Khan was VERY disappointed in see da dick and how she wasn’t “ip” to the job and I am ashamed to say I couldn’t treat it with the gravity it deserved

Up not ip

Now that the secret has been unlocked, so we get to yell Jumanji and get out of here?

Cuba - Miguel Diaz Anal
Austria - Alexander Van der Bellend
Bhutan - King Wankchuck
Bulgaria - Kirov Petcock
Kim Dong-un

JUMANJI!!

He has now retired of course but
Jonathan Van Tan thank you mam

Conserva-tease.

@KloppsTeeth

Now that the secret has been unlocked, so we get to yell Jumanji and get out of here?

Cuba - Miguel Diaz Anal
Austria - Alexander Van der Bellend
Bhutan - King Wankchuck
Bulgaria - Kirov Petcock
Kim Dong-un

JUMANJI!!

well, well….

Bhutan and Bulgaria are really bringing something extra to the table, aren’t they? 😁

I’m naming the next child dick shuttlebottom and sending him into politics

Randy Bumgardner that American politician ......

@HalfwomanHalfcookie

Even the Russians are at it! Vladimir Put(it)in.

Knowing what we now know, I’ve narrowed any future leadership contest down to a few shining stars:-
Sir Peter Bottomley
Willy cash
Sir Cox
And the outsider
Mr Jonathan Djangoly (dangly)

I mean willy cash probably has it in the bag. What could be better than sex and money? Not at the same time of course!

Neil O’Brien is lovely and subtle too. It’s not until you go by his initials that it becomes clear

Titty patel

Absolutely the best thread of the week! Crying with laughter now!

@Marcipex

I don’t get the Gove one.

I think it's just that if you say 'my call girl Gove' very quickly, it sounds like Michael Gove

This is amazing

Yelling Jumanji hasn’t worked. I’m still here. We need to unlock more names to get to the next level.

Gavin Willy-amson is MP for South STIFFordshire Hidden in plain sight.

metro.co.uk/2022/02/11/richard-osman-recalls-pointless-contestant-mispronouncing-cressida-dick-16088927/

(Caressa Dick)

Anagrams have a lot to tell us:
Jeer, cry, my nob (clue: he led the Burp At Royal)
Yeast Harem
Liar, tit, pep
Magic he-love
Ordered a sin in
The Feces Foyer (for MPs with 'special interests')

Not rude but amusing:
Incoming scum dim
Bacon midair
Inane Disorder
For cheesy feet

@HalfwomanHalfcookie

Matt Han(d)cock

Most people call him Matt Wanksock

Ruling political party in Poland - Piss
(PiS in Polish)