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I’ve just had a terrible terrible realisation…

104 replies

Diqgeneration · 10/02/2022 21:48

We are living in a hologram and rules by people obsessed with sex. Think about it…

Cre see da dick
Sa dick khan
Dom Cummiings - they even spelt it cum
Liz truss-ed up
Sayed javid- saw ya vid- you know the one on onlyfans
And the big bad johnson- as we all know johnson is a synonym for dick

I’ve probably missed a few here. But there is a huge preponderance of dick in government at the moment.

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HalfwomanHalfcookie · 11/02/2022 06:56

@Somethingsnappy

Chris Whitty could join the club for real every time he forgets to cross his 't's.
Grin
guiltynetter · 11/02/2022 07:20

This has made me laugh so much 😅

TabithaTiger · 11/02/2022 07:24

Love this GrinDon't forget Jeremy Cunt (Hunt)

Plumface · 11/02/2022 07:32

Yes, it is international.

Just In True-blow
Jacinta Hard-on

And Macron's first name is the name of a series of 70s soft porn films.

Dirty beggars, the lot of them.

Diqgeneration · 11/02/2022 07:36

Grin I am laughing over my breakfast.

I was trying to tead about how Sadiq Khan was VERY disappointed in see da dick and how she wasn’t “ip” to the job and I am ashamed to say I couldn’t treat it with the gravity it deserved Grin

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Diqgeneration · 11/02/2022 07:36

Up not ip

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KloppsTeeth · 11/02/2022 07:43

Now that the secret has been unlocked, so we get to yell Jumanji and get out of here?

Cuba - Miguel Diaz Anal
Austria - Alexander Van der Bellend
Bhutan - King Wankchuck
Bulgaria - Kirov Petcock
Kim Dong-un

JUMANJI!!

Lilly11a · 11/02/2022 07:48

He has now retired of course but
Jonathan Van Tan thank you mam

felulageller · 11/02/2022 08:02

Conserva-tease.

Diqgeneration · 11/02/2022 08:24

@KloppsTeeth

Now that the secret has been unlocked, so we get to yell Jumanji and get out of here?

Cuba - Miguel Diaz Anal
Austria - Alexander Van der Bellend
Bhutan - King Wankchuck
Bulgaria - Kirov Petcock
Kim Dong-un

JUMANJI!!

ShockGrin well, well….
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Diqgeneration · 11/02/2022 08:27

Bhutan and Bulgaria are really bringing something extra to the table, aren’t they? 😁

I’m naming the next child dick shuttlebottom and sending him into politics Grin

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Hopefulsunrise · 11/02/2022 08:51

Randy Bumgardner that American politician ......

Somethingsnappy · 11/02/2022 10:36

@HalfwomanHalfcookie

Even the Russians are at it! Vladimir Put(it)in.
Grin
Diqgeneration · 11/02/2022 11:06

Knowing what we now know, I’ve narrowed any future leadership contest down to a few shining stars:-
Sir Peter Bottomley
Willy cash
Sir Cox
And the outsider
Mr Jonathan Djangoly (dangly)

I mean willy cash probably has it in the bag. What could be better than sex and money? Not at the same time of course!

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Diqgeneration · 11/02/2022 11:11

Neil O’Brien is lovely and subtle too. It’s not until you go by his initials that it becomes clear Grin

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babybunny123 · 11/02/2022 11:12

Titty patel

Chisquared · 11/02/2022 11:46

Absolutely the best thread of the week! Crying with laughter now!

Somethingsnappy · 11/02/2022 15:57

@Marcipex

I don’t get the Gove one.
I think it's just that if you say 'my call girl Gove' very quickly, it sounds like Michael Gove Grin
Phenomenology · 11/02/2022 16:04

This is amazing Grin

KloppsTeeth · 11/02/2022 16:18

Yelling Jumanji hasn’t worked. I’m still here. We need to unlock more names to get to the next level.

KloppsTeeth · 11/02/2022 16:24

Gavin Willy-amson is MP for South STIFFordshire Shock Hidden in plain sight.

RobertaFirmino · 12/02/2022 01:34

Anagrams have a lot to tell us:
Jeer, cry, my nob (clue: he led the Burp At Royal)
Yeast Harem
Liar, tit, pep
Magic he-love
Ordered a sin in
The Feces Foyer (for MPs with 'special interests')

Not rude but amusing:
Incoming scum dim
Bacon midair
Inane Disorder
For cheesy feet

GreenLunchBox · 12/02/2022 01:36

@HalfwomanHalfcookie

Matt Han(d)cock
Most people call him Matt Wanksock
Fere · 12/02/2022 03:02

Ruling political party in Poland - Piss
(PiS in Polish)