Should I be shot at dawn or hung in public??

[wobblyknicks]

My dd eats homemade food but its not always made from organic ingredients and I used to feed her jars. She wears disposable nappies and was bottle-fed from about 6 weeks. She watches telly, eats biscuits and has been introduced to the joys of chocolate.

Lock me up now!!!

Don't get all po-faced on us now, wk

Ok, fair enough wwb - but don't say I never tried to keep the thread under control!!!

I could just go, wk, if you think I'm likely to be contaminating innocent minds or upsetting people ...

I think you ARE likely to contaminate minds but NOT to truly upset people, which is why you should stay wwb!!!

wwd - wnicks! are you around today - could do with a laugh - seen any dodgy websites lately?

Hi people - would like to join you for a little joviality today, but got to be out all day boo hoo. Dont have too much fun without me!! And BEHAVE please!

I wouldn't dream of doing otherwise miam

I've been banned from finding dodgy websites ...

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Only if you find some that are guaranteed to brighten up a crappy day ...

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OK, dad's fine, but dd's full of cold, whingy, whiny, wheedly, moany, screamy, weepy, no sleep last night, wants entertaining this morning, you know the sort of thing.

Can we have some more useful ideas on what to do with baby socks please. I think I can feel a 'make and do session' comming on this weekend hhhmmm mooncups....could do a good one with an old yogurt carton and some stickyback plastic whadda ya reckon

tarantula - fancy a job on Blue Peter?

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An old sink plunger would probably make a good, generously sized mooncup ... tie a load of old baby socks to it to stop any leaks and to make a handy string to make removal easier

wig - but that wouldn't be dishwasher friendly though would it? plungers have wooden handles

brilliant WWB I think we could add that to the website just need a name now. www.MonthlyMakeandDo.co.uk????

Ah, but Jools, it's recycling ... and wood is at least sustainable, organic and biodegradable ...

We could always have plastic handles, that way we upset the envionmental mob even more ...

the plunger bits rubber

how about this method

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Ewwww