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Should I be shot at dawn or hung in public??

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wobblyknicks · 18/11/2004 11:28

My dd eats homemade food but its not always made from organic ingredients and I used to feed her jars. She wears disposable nappies and was bottle-fed from about 6 weeks. She watches telly, eats biscuits and has been introduced to the joys of chocolate.

Lock me up now!!!

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mishmish · 18/11/2004 13:23

am feeling v queasy about mooncups and convinced anything brave enough to go near my VE would never return unless at least a half pint size

MummyToSteven · 18/11/2004 13:23

they do do a before and after childbirth size tho - so presumably the latter is the saucepan requested by CT

JoolsToo · 18/11/2004 13:24

LOL

wobblyknicks · 18/11/2004 13:24

Do you reckon the after birth size is large enough to put over ones head in wet weather instead of the umbrella hats mentioned on another thread???

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JoolsToo · 18/11/2004 13:25

stop, stop!!!!

mishmish · 18/11/2004 13:26

mine would need to be more like one of those dome tents

mishmish · 18/11/2004 13:27

mine would need to be more like one of those dome tents

wobblyknicks · 18/11/2004 13:27

mishmish - what a fab idea!!! You could put it up folded, pull a string and have it unfold!!! Saves awkward moments trying to put it up you!!!

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WigWamBam · 18/11/2004 13:27

I know it's lunchtime and I probably shouldn't ... but this website advocates making your own reusable tampons by using old baby socks ...

wobblyknicks · 18/11/2004 13:28

wwb - get off here right now!!! Mooncups were bad enough but that takes the cake, and the biscuits too!!!

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mishmish · 18/11/2004 13:28

mine would need to be more like one of those dome tents

coppertop · 18/11/2004 13:29

So I would be destined to walk bowlegged with a small section of a plastic bucket dangling from my nethers. I don't think it would fit in a dishwasher though, even if I had one (a dishwasher, that is).

JoolsToo · 18/11/2004 13:30

thats GOT to be from Viz - I simply DON'T believe it

wobblyknicks · 18/11/2004 13:30

You may have to walk funny but at least you'd be eco-friendly ct!! And forget the dishwasher, put it outside and hose it out!!!!

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JoolsToo · 18/11/2004 13:30

posts crossed - the socks thing

WigWamBam · 18/11/2004 13:30

wk - I can't believe you're throwing me off this thread! I'm not the worst offender by far

jabberwocky · 18/11/2004 13:31

Oh, wow, an idea for all of those old tea towels I was going to throw out...

JoolsToo · 18/11/2004 13:31

anyway theres no little string on socks

bonkerz · 18/11/2004 13:31

WWB that is absolutely disgusting and im starting to feel VERY sick! can we change the subject now PLEASE?

wobblyknicks · 18/11/2004 13:31

Ok, ok wwb - you can stay then - but no more links like that - PLEASE!!!

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wobblyknicks · 18/11/2004 13:32

Have just thought - if you ran out of socks for your kids, would you use your homemade tampons???

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WigWamBam · 18/11/2004 13:32

They say you can make STs out of old face flannels too

JoolsToo · 18/11/2004 13:33

this is worse than the SMUT thread -

MummyToSteven · 18/11/2004 13:33

wk - do you reckon that will be the next "moral dilemma" thread

mishmish · 18/11/2004 13:33

sorry, have no idea why I sent msg 3 times! Forget baby socks I'd need winter socks from nearest rugby team

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