Should I be shot at dawn or hung in public??

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My dd eats homemade food but its not always made from organic ingredients and I used to feed her jars. She wears disposable nappies and was bottle-fed from about 6 weeks. She watches telly, eats biscuits and has been introduced to the joys of chocolate.

Lock me up now!!!

mts - probably!!!

JT - everyone will beg me to stick to smut from now on!!!

what I want to know is how wwb found that sock website - what on earth is she typing into to Google - the mind boggles!

stick to seducing other mn dhs!

lol bonkerz - you preferred that then?

i prefer it to discussing moon cups!!!!

What next: LETS ALL DRINK OUR MENSTRUAL BLLOD?

Sorry i know thats disgusting but thats got to be next hanst it!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh YUCK bonkerz - no no no NO!!!

let's talk about something better - how about - how long do your kids spend in front of the telly each day?

well it would be full of iron [duck]!

Jools - I'm a sad git with nothing better to do, obviously .

If socks are too much for you, try sea sponges ...

What, Bonkerz, you don't drink your own menstrual blood? You'll be telling me next you didn't eat your own placenta

i let all the children icare for watch tv all day long only breaking to go toilet! have tv in every room inc bathroom and am proud that my ds knows all scooby doo episodes inside out and back to front!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wwb - STOP the links!!!!

bonkerz - what a fab mummy you are!!!

wk - why? I've nothing better to do ...

OMG! Been out from 1pm till now picking up ds from nursery (taking a short detour to go over the Tesco Bridge! DS loves it!) - this thread has had me PMSL!!! Even forwarded some of the links to dh's work colleagues!!!

wwb - whatever next

I would imagine with those if you crossed your legs you'd squeeze the sponges out - eeewwwww!

That's always supposing you could actually get it to stay up there in the first place, Jools!

im going now cos am disgusted with the behaviour and links some people have put on here!!!!!!

Am now going to become a tight lipped tunnel minded mumsnetter!

NO MORE SMUT and NO MORE JOKES!!

socks? baby socks? you could at least let them grow to adulthood first.

wwb - people might be eating!!!

bonkerz - pull the other one, its got bells on!!!

OK, so perhaps we need to add cruelty to baby socks to our list of crimes ...

WK, if you're eating whilst you're reading a thread like thois then you deserve everything you get

I'm not eating and could cope if I was but others may not be so hard-stomached and may not know to avoid the thread.

whats the problem - the socks are CLEAN!

I think alicat was complaining because the socks are babies ... cruelty to socks which aren't even full grown yet ...