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Should I be shot at dawn or hung in public??

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wobblyknicks · 18/11/2004 11:28

My dd eats homemade food but its not always made from organic ingredients and I used to feed her jars. She wears disposable nappies and was bottle-fed from about 6 weeks. She watches telly, eats biscuits and has been introduced to the joys of chocolate.

Lock me up now!!!

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WigWamBam · 18/11/2004 11:59

@ coppertop!

joanneg · 18/11/2004 12:01

lol coppertop - or we could burn her in an environmentally sound compost bin and turn her to organically friendly pulp?

nailpolish · 18/11/2004 12:02

sorry now i asked about the mooncup.

revolting

Nikkichik · 18/11/2004 12:04

Don't quite know if 'The Bad Mother's Handbook' is a jokey book about motherhood or actually a novel - will have to check it out and let you know.

joanneg · 18/11/2004 12:05

'the mooncup does not interfere with your healthy vaginal environment' OMG!! My vaginal environment!!

Gobbledigook · 18/11/2004 12:05

Someone's posted a thread - 'what formula is best'. Oh dear! If only they knew!!

beansmum · 18/11/2004 12:08

I really shouldn't be so disgusted by the mooncup, I suppose it's quite a good idea, but it's just yucky!

joanneg · 18/11/2004 12:10

"Just had to e-mail to say thanks for my mooncup. This is my third month and you CANNOT have it back!!" - one of the testimonals!!

nailpolish · 18/11/2004 12:10

thought the same gdg. actually cringed. im away now to give dd2 her FORMULA

joanneg · 18/11/2004 12:10

who'd want it back!!

Gobbledigook · 18/11/2004 12:11

PMSL Joanneg!! Would they want it?! Bleurgh!

JoolsToo · 18/11/2004 12:11

omg! mooncup - do the women who use them all wear Birkenstoks and dirndl skirts and have wild wiry hair

WigWamBam · 18/11/2004 12:11

Apparently if you don't like it after three cycles you can send it back to them and they use them as demonstration samples! Yukyukyuk

JoolsToo · 18/11/2004 12:12

Yack!

Gobbledigook · 18/11/2004 12:15

Jools - that's how I imagine Moondog

mooncup · 18/11/2004 12:17

I am new to mumsnet - I'm into environmental friendly things - would you all like to come to my house - I'm having a 'tupperware' party

mooncup · 18/11/2004 12:17

gdg LOL

alicatsg · 18/11/2004 12:17

imagine opening the packages containing the returned mooncups.... you'd have to be a brave woman for that.

coppertop · 18/11/2004 12:22

I'm still getting used to the idea of having a "vaginal environment". Makes me think of the Eden Hills project or something.

mooncup · 18/11/2004 12:22

plenty of flora and fauna down there coppertop?

coppertop · 18/11/2004 12:24

Not too much in the way of fauna I hope!

Gobbledigook · 18/11/2004 12:24

Oooh, tupperware parties. JoolsT used to go to those - at least that what she told us they were

Nikkichik · 18/11/2004 12:24

OMG have just plucked up the courage to look at the Mooncup thingy - good thing it's before lunch not after!!! - bleeegh! Pray tell, is it an English invention?

wobblyknicks · 18/11/2004 12:24

(am back for a in between evading burning arrows!!)

ct - you were right - what was I thinking - no binfire, they'll probably mix me with bonemeal to put on their organic courgettes instead.

PMSL @ vaginal enviroment - I imagine mine with tulips, long grass and pixies frolicking freely!!

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nailpolish · 18/11/2004 12:25

gdg, im getting worried about the "which formula is best" thread

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