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Should I be shot at dawn or hung in public??

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wobblyknicks · 18/11/2004 11:28

My dd eats homemade food but its not always made from organic ingredients and I used to feed her jars. She wears disposable nappies and was bottle-fed from about 6 weeks. She watches telly, eats biscuits and has been introduced to the joys of chocolate.

Lock me up now!!!

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JoolsToo · 18/11/2004 12:25

forgot to change my bloody name back!

Gobbledigook · 18/11/2004 12:26

Really - it was OK when I last looked!

Back in a minute!

DillyDally · 18/11/2004 12:27

Do they come in a variety of colours for the more exciting mooncupp fans?
Perhaps a leopard skin print version?
I am not brave enough to view the link in an open plan office

BTW, DD watches TV (sometimes) and loves the Eric Prydz song when it comes onto "the Hits" she will probably grow up to be an aerobics crazed dirty ladee

coppertop · 18/11/2004 12:27

Not even dh gets to go "frolicking freely" in my V.E. Permission only in this house.

wobblyknicks · 18/11/2004 12:27

(going again to stuff dd with meat from unnamed cows)

byeeeeeeeee

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Gobbledigook · 18/11/2004 12:28

Don't think so dillydally but on one of the testimonials they ask for colours, and even sparkles!!!!

wobblyknicks · 18/11/2004 12:28

snort ct!!!

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alicatsg · 18/11/2004 12:29

surely sparkles would be uncomfortable?

JoolsToo · 18/11/2004 12:30

coppertop [snort] I'm guessing you've got a colourful VE

JoolsToo · 18/11/2004 12:31

that should have been not snort!

wobblyknicks · 18/11/2004 12:32

maybe they could make one with LED lights that could be seen from outside - the extreme version of belly bars with lights!!!

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miam · 18/11/2004 12:33

Apparently you can pop the mooncup in the dishwasher to wash it - hygienic and convenient!

DillyDally · 18/11/2004 12:33

Didn't cilla black wear one to the royal variety show when she did that sketch with Lily Savage?

wobblyknicks · 18/11/2004 12:35

What about finding an alternative use for it the other 3 weeks of the month - such as for spitting chewing gum into, or as a mould for making soaps out of ends of old soaps??

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JoolsToo · 18/11/2004 12:35

PMSL - please tell me 'dishwasher safe' is a joke

this is much better than breast/bottle feeding!

wobblyknicks · 18/11/2004 12:36

JT - shockingly they do suggest putting it in the dishwasher!!!

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miam · 18/11/2004 12:36

Jools - not kidding. It says on the site that you can just pop it in the dishwasher!! Bleeurgh!!

alicatsg · 18/11/2004 12:36

dishwasher? oh dear god it gets worse.

miam · 18/11/2004 12:37

Well, it could save us a fortune in this family. One day there will be 5 of us having monthlys, so we can just buy one and share it!!

DillyDally · 18/11/2004 12:38

Its lunchtime...[nauseous emoticon]

wobblyknicks · 18/11/2004 12:38

Have also thought of something else. There's so many stories of kids finding sanitary stuff and showing it to friends/family - ie, look, I found a Barbie pillow in mummy's drawer/I found a funny mouse in mummy's handbag. Can you imagine your mooncup being presented by your child with some amusing story???

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JoolsToo · 18/11/2004 12:38

Ha, ha, ha, have you read the poem? ROLF

Gobbledigook · 18/11/2004 12:39

miam!!!!

JoolsToo · 18/11/2004 12:39

miam - bleeeeuurrrrrrggggggggggggggh - yack yack!

wobblyknicks · 18/11/2004 12:39

miam - sadly there's the aspect of women living together synchronising. You'll have to find other women who have different times of months and mooncups to share with!!!

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