Should I be shot at dawn or hung in public??

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My dd eats homemade food but its not always made from organic ingredients and I used to feed her jars. She wears disposable nappies and was bottle-fed from about 6 weeks. She watches telly, eats biscuits and has been introduced to the joys of chocolate.

Lock me up now!!!

You'll have to lock me up too then!

Any room for me?

Ok cads - do you want lethal injection or firing squad???

Yep, plenty of room alicats - there's lots of us heathens about!!!

wk, me too. and if others are honest, the prison cells will be bursting at the seams!

can i add, sometimes wears the same vest 2 days in a row?

np - I forgot that one!!! DD has occassionally been dressed in a bodysuit one day, gone to bed in it, then spent half of the next day in it too, before being bathed!!! How have I evaded punishment so long???

Hmmmm. Shot at dawn or hung in public? Are we only allowed to choose one option or could we combine the two?

you'll find me in the corner of the cell - I used to give mine egg and chips

Lynch me, too - I believe in freedom of choice!

Dd was breastfed for two years, which has obviously done her no end of damage as she was never allowed to prop a bottle up by herself. She eats home-made food, but I too used to feed her on jars. She watches telly, and although she loves fruit, prunes and sprouts, she also likes sweets, biscuits, fish fingers and pizza. I have always used disposable nappies, and I wouldn't dream of using a mooncup.

Come on - fetch the lynch mob!

snap dd is in the other room watching alladin - after watching cbeebies this morning -Way more than the recommended 2 hours and its only 11:30! Shes had chocolate biscuits and has a dummy when she wants it. Ds has just had his milk from a bottle which wasnt sterelised and has been in the bottle for more than an hour. He's also got a dummy in his mouth!! Ooh I'm such a good mummy!!!!! lol

Jools - thats reminded me - was in McD's a couple of weeks ago and let dd eat some chips (no salt added tho) - even I didn't realise how bad I've got!!!

ct - hmmm, I suppose I'll let you combine 2, seeing as you are such a persistant offender like me!!!

wwb - whats a mooncup?

is this also where I confess that ds occasionally helps himself from the catbowl. (hangs head in shame)

A mooncup is a reusable cup that goes where the sun doesn't shine when you have your AF so you don't use STs or tampons and can feel hugely virtuous and environmentally friendly!

oh thats ok dd loves catfood lol admittedly i used to do that too!

mooncup

alicats - once or twice I've looked round and found dd splashing her hands in the dog's water bowl, so you're not the only one!!!

a mooncup is something you stick 'up there' and use instead of tampons/towels. Then you take it out, wash it and put it back again. One of my CHILD-LESS friends has one, and cooks organic - I should be ashamed!!!

am strangely revolted by the mooncup

me too alicats!!! Another black mark by both of our names!!!

ct - the sacks don't earn you any points when you've been carting your booze around in them!!!

I have far too many sins to confess to on here - including not even being able to bring myself to click on the mooncup link, let alone use one of the things.

my friend makes her own reusable bottom wipes and offered to show me how - and I turned her down. There is no hope for me.

alicats- my baby wipes have to be shop bought and with baby lotion. Even went to a shop where they sell the flushable ones the other day and walked away because they were more expensive.

Home made reusable bottom wipes?

Ewwww ...