Boris' 'family member' has Covid...Carrie, Wilf, or just an excuse

[SnoopyLovesLucy]

Is it Carrie? Or Wilf? Or is he wanting to avoid questions on the planned trip to Lancashire?

BJ finally playing by the rules? Even though they don’t apply to him today? As if.

Excuse!! There's no way he's going to risk meeting the public today. He'd get annihilated.

Probably his dog's cousin's mother's wife.

The rules say that he doesn't need to isolate.
He's a coward along with the obvious liar.

He'll be trying to whip up support among his cronies and manufacturing another set of lies.
Trouble is, some people are taken in.

Probably his brother's goldfish or something.

Just touting for sympathy now and trying to make out that he's following the rules like a good little boy

If it's a family member why has he cancelled the trip? He doesn't need to isolate.

It's a full blown case of convenience-covid.

He's hidden in a fridge to avoid the press and awkward questions, lain down on the backseat of his car to avoid the press and awkward questions, and now "a family member has covid" so that he can avoid the press and awkward questions.

Sure they do, Boris. Sure they do...

He doesn't need to isolate for his imaginary uncle does he!

Lancashire?
Tough crowd.

Another lie to get him through the day

Chinny reckon!
He's such a coward.

You'd by this stage simply have to be mad to believe a word he says.

Maybe staying home to look after the children if it's his wife 🤔

He Guardian article describes him today as a turd that wouldn't flush

If he is fully vaccinated he doesn’t need to self isolate

My guess he shall have catch Covid again …..

Not that he has shown any inclination to follow the rules previously, the current guidelines state that if you are a close contact, take daily LFTs for 7 days and

If your LFD test result is negative, it is likely that you were not infectious at the time when the test was taken. To further reduce the chance of passing COVID-19 on to others, you are strongly advised to:

-limit close contact with people outside your household, especially in crowded, enclosed or poorly ventilated spaces
-work from home if you are able to
-wear a face covering in crowded, enclosed or poorly ventilated spaces and where you are in close contact with other people
limit contact with anyone who is at higher risk of severe illness if infected with COVID- 19
-follow the guidance on how to stay safe and help prevent the spread

so technically doing the right thing if he is a close contact.....

But the timing is very suspicious

Maybe he's had a delivery of cheese and wine he needs to sign for.

No way do they test Wilf!
Doing LFD tests on small kids is not fun, as those of us who have had to test our own kids know.
Therefore it is something we plebs are told to do. But I would be amazed if they do it to their own small kids.

Excuse. It’s the 2022 version of finding a fridge to hide in.

How did such a ridiculous man get to where he is ?

Cowardly excuse akin to hiding in a bloody fridge.

@PartyOnKale

You'd by this stage simply have to be mad to believe a word he says.

this

But yeah, my money's on excuse.
It's just too convenient!

One thing you can be sure of it’s a lie.