What’s DH coming home with?

[Troublesometooth]

Sent DH to Aldi with a list of about £40 worth of food.

It’s just pinged on my banking app that he has spent £84! He will be home in ten minutes…

Any guesses what he is coming home with?

I’m going for some sort of middle aisle electric saw that will sit in the shed for the next 10 years unused!

2 of everything

A cargo load of chocolate, a rice cooker, a Borat Mankini, several mini USB laptop fans with clock display, a B-tech Dyson bladeless fan called 'Tyson'. And a pair of sliders. Maybe a Lacura gift set if he's selfless enough to spare a thought for you.
Anyway, update us accordingly, OP.

Trellis, ear defenders, a socket set and a make-your-own gingerbread house kit.

Wet suit.
Small pop up greenhouse.
BBQ tools and handy hanging rack.
Tool box

He's bought batteries, bin bags, extra toilet rolls and a set of adult waterproofs.

@BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz

How far away is your Aldi? He went through the til over an hour ago!

I imagine OP is shaking her head in disbelief and repeating "but why ?" at her husband.

@scaredsadandstuck

Drill bits, 1000 piece Harry potter jigsaw puzzle, and a plug in heated single slipper boot thing!

I love my heated foot warmer! DH bought it for me, from Lidl, years ago.

One of those stands that cured ham sits on and a set of knives for 'performance carving' of the ham.

Come on OP, I’m intrigued!

I bought a whole box hedge from Lidl once. 30ft long. Still looks beautiful 15 years later.

Oh, I do this nearly every time I go in Aldi.

Joining those waiting..

I love Aldi and I am guilty of coming out of the store with stuff. Admittedly it is stuff I use - well, except for the Harmonica and Scrabble set.

One time they had a washing machine, a garden setting, a leaf blower, trombone and a ukulele.

Car ramps, his n hers cagoules, an air fryer and a copper frying pan.

I don't know but I quite fancy a leaf blower

I really really wanted a hanging egg chair. Never managed to get one

He’s either under the patio or been sent back to return stuff…..

A rug kit and a board on wheels for moving furniture.

What is it with all the air fryers?
Is this the latest Must Have kitchen accessory ?

Pressure washer, kayak, three massive bags of crisps and a bottle of wine.

Ok @Troublesometooth please put us out of middle isle misery and tell us what he dragged back!!

Placemarking for the answer

Presumably OP hasn't returned because she's currently frog marching her husband back to the store for a refund

A defrosted food shop by the sounds of things😂

Another one placemarking...

I'm sure I saw a mig welder in there, maybe op is using it to build a cage for him.