What’s DH coming home with?

[Troublesometooth]

Sent DH to Aldi with a list of about £40 worth of food.

It’s just pinged on my banking app that he has spent £84! He will be home in ten minutes…

Any guesses what he is coming home with?

I’m going for some sort of middle aisle electric saw that will sit in the shed for the next 10 years unused!

Slush puppie maker

An air compressor and a scratching post.

A Joni Mitchell CD

If he's anything like mine it will just be food that I don't eat.
"I know you wrote X on the list but Y was cheaper so I bought 6 of them!"
Even when I write something like 'Oat milk NOT almond milk' on the lost, he'll still buy all the almond milk in the shop "because I though it was a better deal".

@AlbertBridge

A Joni Mitchell CD

😂😂

£44 over budget.

Kid's wooden piano.

Ferrex cross line laser

Men's ski jacket

Ferrex inspection camera (and a fiver of other stuff like biscuits)

Reciprocating saw and a workwear hoodie (even more likely if he flies a desk for a living).

@AlbertBridge

A Joni Mitchell CD

😂

Drill bits, 1000 piece Harry potter jigsaw puzzle, and a plug in heated single slipper boot thing!

One of those boxed sets of rachets/screwdrivers/rawl plugs/spanners

That's what my DH would come back with - despite the fact he has a garage full already.

"Ahh, yes, well this PARTICULAR type of rachet gripped spanner has a special type of calibration........"

Meanwhile he forgot the sugar, teabags and pasta

A hanging egg chair and a salad spinner

An Australian Visa
Six live kids (goat not human)
A partridge
Frozen octopus

He’s bought the fan heater that looks like a log burner is my guess.

WHAT. DID. HE. BUY.

I cannot bear the suspense.

We mutually agreed to get the lightup sparkly Crimbo clementine gin bottle (very nice, all gone) but that wouldn't be £40 extra ...

A vice type stand for his bicycle which will hold it off the ground in any position so he can fix, paint, or tinker with it.

A pair of enormous unwieldy but optically good binoculars.

(I may have bought both of these at times from Lidl midl aisle - see what I did there)

Men's black work boots, a dog teepee and a Winnie the Pooh crochet set.

Air fryer
Cast iron pan
Cycling equipment

Cycling bib and a tree

20 Faux Malone candles, a wheeled Zimmer frame, a fleece throw that gives electric shocks every time you touch it and only 20% of the items you actually asked for.

An Airfryer
A Slushy Maker
A crafting set
Thermal socks

Absolutely nothing that was on your original list, but some bargain garden furniture, thermals, and a drinks cabinet that looks like a globe

I've just had an aldi ad on my fb and there's a boombox for £30 if he's prone to 'taping the top 40 off the radio' nostalgia.

Come on OP we need answers

100 bulb set Fairy lights, 6 foot blow up Santa and pump, Elf costume size 22, 4 family Christmas Puddings, 6 jars cinnamon sticks - all reduced of course....

Come on - he's over half an hour late.

What is he trying to sneak in through the back door when you're not looking?

On the edge of my seat here, OP