Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

7 hours

When is a hour not enough?

When its half an hour
Who hid this thread?

i said the sparrow

why would a sparrow hide the thread?

The early sparrow catches the thread
What did Liz and Liz discuss at todays meet up?

Best trifle recipe.

Recommend me a book?

'The Life & Loves of Tracy Beaker'

Who helped me write it?

Agatha Christie, and now you have to find a way to dispose of the body and clean up the evidences!

Why does my cat sleep so close to my face?

It’s watching over you making sure the cat slave doesn’t escape

What secrets do the cats know about the dogs?

They know that the dogs don't really need a wee in the middle of the night as they just do it to annoy their owners

What have the owners done to be the subject of their hounds annoyance?

Not given them their pork dinner
Or is that just me?

That's what they like you to think!

What do the Badgers think about Beauty Advent Calendars?

They queue up outside Liberty every year with a thousand pounds in their pocket.

Do ferrets know how awful they smell?

They know they smell beautiful and all other creatures are jealous of them
Is my dog jealous we had meat pie and chips for tea and she had a tin of dog food?

Karma will be deposited at 5am.

How many poo bags should one generally carry?

607

How often should I was my hair?

On the hour every hour
What activities should @EntertainingandFactual do in between hair washing?

Run up and down the stairs

Where are you most happy?

Watching the shimmering rings of Saturn from the surface of the planet.

Who invented time?

The Badgers

Why did the Badgers invent time?

Because they were sick of asking Mr wolf
Are the badgers in mourning?

Yes - they’ve donned red as a mark of respect

What should you wear to the Queen’s funeral?

I will wear a Tarten head scarve and dress my Beagle up as a Corgi
Will my Beagle enjoy being a Corgi?

Yes as your Beagle has always wanted to be a corgi or a dorgi

Will @x2boys Beagle start thinking that he/she is Royal?

She already knows she's Royal
Does anyone want to finish this double cheese burger dh has just bought for me even though we had a massive tea?

No, divide it between the corgis and dorgis.

Do the badgers like cheeseburgers?