Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

No it’s yellow

How many colours are there in a rainbow?

Non a rainbow is colourless and very drab
Have you ever found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow ?

I found a smelly shoe and briefs..... 🤢

Is the Earth flat and on a Turtle's back?

No the Earth is triangular shaped like a Toblerone.

Shall we look through the round window, the square window or the arch window today & what will we see?

We will look through the round window and see big Ted trying to get it on with Jemima
Do you think Humpty and Hambal/Ambal??,would male a nice couple?

Only if Humpty has BDE 😉

Talking of which who will be Kim Kardashian's new boyfriend now she's split with Pete?

She can choose between Hugh,Pugh,Barney Mcgrew ,Cuthbert ,Dibble and Grub
Will Bagpuss be coming to the wedding?

No but Professor Yaffle would be happy to come.

What is there for the Professor to eat?

Heinz Beans & Sausages

Should I replace PBCBZ with a new boyfriend? (Not RIAD😱)

Yes ,you should

How about the pope?

No the Pope is far too raunchy for me as he's a real hell raiser (sorry Pope just a little joke goes off & does 10 Hail Marys as penance)

Any other suggestions?

Boris!

How early is too early to start another thread?

ELO insist it's Mr to you.

A massive salad or takeaway tonight?

A takeaway salad
Will it rain until September?

yes then continue until January 2023

when will the story move from cost of living to tone deaf Christmas ads?

When saturn and jupiter collide
What will the next big talking point ,after covid and the cost of living crisis?

the wedding

who will get the tv rights to broadcast @TracyBeakerSoYeah wedding?

A random Singaporean channel
What is the dress code for the wedding of the century?

Jeans and a jumper.

Who will be next PM?

Sooty

What cabinet jobs will he give to Sweep & Soo & Richard their newish manager & will Sooty bring Matthew out of retirement?

Sweep will be a heckling back bencher ,Sue will be the chancellor of the exchequer t,and Matthew will be brought out of retirement to be the bloke that shouts Order,Order at everyone can't remember the name of the role but he tells everyone off and treats them all like naughty kids
What party will Sooty be in?

HELLO?

goodbye?
Sooty will be in the Sooty party.

why can I just not be bothered?

Because you are excited for Xmas
Can I borrow some eggs and suger?

ostrich egg be OK? No sugar though.

how long would it take to grow sugar cane?