Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

He's waking you up to say hello
Why do wasps exist?

To make soup with their stings

what colour is my left big toe?

It's Day-Glo pink with purple spots
Why is it sunny?

Because I am singing

What am I singing?

The sun has got his hat on

what motivates you to get up in the morning?

The sheer beauty that is the school summer holidays
How is @TracyBeakerSoYeah relationship/s going and am I too invested in the updates?

Well here I am staying up all night waiting in anticipation for @TracyBeakerSoYeah relationship status update!

Can I still be bridesmaid?

No you can be the registrar instead

Where shall me & PBCBZ get married?
(RIAD is just a nice memory & have both decided to leave our history behind us)

On top of blackpool tower
Why am i awake?

its Midday where you are.

should I go to bed at 9.30pm?

You must go to bed at 10am GMT minus 1 h PST added to 3 hours EST minus 30 mins MST plus 4 days HST

What shall we plan for @TracyBeakerSoYeah's hen do?

Nah, oh go on then at least 3 please

Do Vegas, NYC & a 70s weekend at Butlins Skeggy sound good?

Not sure that’s really enough @TracyBeakerSoYeah I’d add Thailand.

where is the wedding?

McDonalds Birmingham New street

What do I do with this bag of grass seed?

Keep it for the wedding. Times are hard, we'll use it for confetti

What has PBCBZ got planned for his Stag do? Do we need to take him to France and tie him to a lamp post the night before

Yes in a field surrounded by cows
He can then prove his love for@TracyBeakerSoYeah by managing to gey home in time for the wedding despite having lost his passport and having no cash
Are the Badgers invited?

Sorry no only the Beavers.

Remind me of the dress code?

Men must wear them too.
What do you suggest we feed the vegans?

A huge sirloin steak dripping in juices!

Are we alone in the universe?)

No there are Badgers amongst us!

What are the Badgers up to now?

Badgers are in their setts with a cuppa and watching Badger-nation Street!

Should I eat licorice or not?

Hell no! It's the 😈 work.

What sort of character is Bertie Bassett?

Bertie is a rogue and a 😈 between the sheets with Mrs Bassett!

What TV programmes do badgers watch other than Badger-nation Street??

BadgerEnders and BadgerOaks
Do the Badgers watch the news ?

No, badgers would rather stick pins in their eyes?

Is the sky blue?