Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

[bearlyactive]

OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

A bottle of grolsch beer so I have a never ending supply of bottle tops for my shoes
What is the non identical twin out of Bros doing now ?

As they owe us nothing .. nothing ... nothing at all We better let go-o, go-o,
It will just be one of life's mysteries

What can I do with my non existent jackpot winnings from my non existent lucky lottery ticket?

Cheque’s in the post so I’d say 2024 if we don’t have a post strike, 2025 if we do.

How much has @BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN won?

£3.55

what should I do if I forget my words?

Just smile and nod ......

What shall I do with my toenail clippings?

Dip them in tea

what is your favourite chocolate bar?

bitter, dark chocolate

which sport would you add to Olympics or Commonwealth gales?

Wind surfing (see what I did there?)

how much would a new nose cost?

It depends what Pinocchio charges. Take it or leave it

What should we do when we run out of questions?

Ask Owl in the hundred acre wood.

is the wood far away?

It's over the hills and far away. I asked mother duck for precise directions and she said 'quack quack quack quack' something about a lost duck

Why am I up at stupid o'clock again

Because stupid o'clock is the time to get up is @BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN now asleep?

Yes and also dreaming of a white Christmas.

where did I put that parasol?

The parasol is in your NDN’s garden along with your missing deckchair.

What should I do today?

Right now you should be practising on the parallel bars for your gold medal at the next Olympics

What 3 words would you use to sum up your life so far?

It's my.life
Will the lions do as well as the lionesses ?

Yes, of course! 😏

Best film of all time?

Topsy & Tim Whatever Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas

Should I just jump on that train & go there?

yes but it’s a rail replacement bus service.

how can I enjoy the sun?

Strawberries and champagne in the garden.

What colour should I paint my toenails?

Fresh vomit colour of the scratch and sniff variety.

Have I missed @TracyBeakerSoYeah 's wedding? And was it to RIAD or PBCBZ? I'll be gutted if I missed it

Yes, you weren’t invited. They all had a great time.

Who will be the next PM?

,Nanny plum and the wise old elf
What shall I have for breakfast?

The dog's bollocks.

Why do birds sing?

To drown their sorrows.

Why does the dog next door bark in the night?