Boris J and Carrie have had a girl

[oneglassandpuzzled]

Just announced on BBC news.

Blimey, what a week in Downing Street.

Congratulations on the safe arrival of their innocent daughter.

I'm visualising the headline 'MANY NAPPY RETURNS!' with the byeline 'PM has yet another baby as predicted restrictions materialise.'

@5thnonblonde

(Charge your phone! That red bar makes me nervous!)

Sky News is actually doing a pretty good job of studiously ignoring the "delightful news" and pressing on with last year's Christmas gatherings chat.

@Porcupineintherough

Not sure what's to celebrate here. Stupid woman has another child with feckless father. Hope the money's adequate when he drops her for the next one.

Here fucking here.

Both of them are dirty cheaters with an IQ of about 90 between them. Good luck to those kids for when daddy dearest refuses to acknowledge them (or, even better, is imprisoned).

I've just seen someone on Twitter say that 'Carrie Johnson produces babies as a defence mechanism, like squid ink'

Don’t necessarily think it’s been staged to be today but I have to say this is extremely fortuitous timing for paternity leave!

That aside, as with every birth I hope mother and baby are doing well.

I wonder if they keep the newspaper of the day the baby was born 🤣🤣🤣

I wondered if that was why he flew out of the press conference last night.

@amatsip

I wonder if they keep the newspaper of the day the baby was born 🤣🤣🤣

Hmm, well, even if the date was planned, they'd have struggled to find a day when there wasn't an embarrassing headline.

It's got to be Peppa

amatsip

I wonder if they keep the newspaper of the day the baby was born 🤣🤣🤣

😂

glad the baby is safe and well-doesnt detract from what boris has done

@PieMistee

amatsip

I wonder if they keep the newspaper of the day the baby was born 🤣🤣🤣

😂

A lovely heirloom for the baby.

Honestly I am so happy for them. I am sure he could do with the happy news that his little baby is safely here, and holding her will put paid to all the nastiness out there, a reminder of love and joy. Good luck to them, we wish them well.

I feel a bit sorry for the bitter people behind some of the posts on here, how miserable do you need to be. Massive sympathy can't be fun to always feel so resentful about the world.

Boris J and Carrie have had a girl

And your point is..?

@baroqueandblue

Boris J and Carrie have had a girl

And your point is..?

That Boris and Carrie have had a girl. The point is very clear.

@fairylights25 expecting accountability from democratically elected leaders is not ‘nastiness’.

Urgh. She walked into the hospital only about five hours ago so it appears to have been a very conveniently-timed elective section.

It blows my mind that we can't even say for certain how many children the PM has, such is his unreliability.. One more than yesterday is the only certainty.

Children of second marriage to Marina Wheeler: Lara Lettice, 27, Milo Arthur, 25, Cassia Peaches, 23, and Theodore Apollo, 21

Stephanie Macintyre, child of one of his affairs

Another child, sex, age, name, mother all covered by a superinjunction (allegedly)

Wilfred Lawrie Nicholas, 19.5 mths
New baby girl

[quote 5thnonblonde]@fairylights25 expecting accountability from democratically elected leaders is not ‘nastiness’.[/quote]
Quite.

10:37Wondering1000

OMG some of you are so cynical as to be nuts! As if this was all according to some master plan hmm

Wobble your heads!!!

Oh come on!!!! There's nothing this mob of liars and truth twisters (to quote a civil servant) wouldn't do to detract from facing up to their constant wrongdoing. A quick call to their private obstetrician and voila - a baby is born. It's a Christmas miracle and will be on the front pages tomorrow.

Seriously, open your eyes and wobble your own head!

That Boris and Carrie have had a girl. The point is very clear.

The point of Boris and Carrie, much less clear.

@baroqueandblue

That Boris and Carrie have had a girl. The point is very clear.

The point of Boris and Carrie, much less clear.

Good point well made

twitter.com/KateWilton1/status/1468315156203683849?t=_PdWlYgzMD2OAU-LCAcpGw&s=19

This lady predicted this yesterday 🙈