Boris J and Carrie have had a girl

[oneglassandpuzzled]

Just announced on BBC news.

Blimey, what a week in Downing Street.

Just what the world needs, another spawn of Boris, age 57. Lovely.

Cornetto thanks
No, it's because I've memory holed a chunk of time I think.

Perfect time for Johnson to resign but no one wants the poisoned chalice.

What a fortunate event to make up for a series of unfortunate ones…

Let’s now hope that he feels an overwhelming need to take an extended paternity leave.

Has someone suggested "Dead Cat" on the baby names forum yet?

Hang on did she not just have a baby?!

Another one?

"I will always be proud of what was achieved at COP 26 in Glasgow and the progress that was made on coal, cars, cash and trees. This country and the Prime Minister’s leadership on climate change and on nature will make a lasting difference to the whole world. It has been an honour to play a part in that."

@KirstenBlest

She probably had it days ago and they're announcing it today to cover up the Christmas party scandal

Yes good point

@HippyMoon

Hang on did she not just have a baby?!

Yeah that's the point of the thread

Deluded doesn't cover it.

Meh

Can you even begin to imagine the utter shitshow chaos that must be going on in our PM's life? But Carrie saved the Afghan dogs so that's all right. The carpets in their flat must be spattered with red wine stains amongst many other things but hopefully, he has got over his "buyers;' remorse".

Congratulations to the baby. Glad she is healthy despite likely unexpected ejection from the nest.

@FazedNotPhased

A few papers reporting Johnson to be a father to 'at least' 7. I mean the state of the whole fucking thing.

Utter shitshow.

@CaliforniaDrumming

I remember how Boris gave a long speech a few years ago on how Africans and Indians should keep their birth rates down to save the world. Then he went on to have more children than he could keep track of.

Sorry if that reads nasty. Us former colonial subjects don't appreciate being blamed for the state of the world.

Totally agree with you.

My money's on then naming baby Allegra in honour of the fallen.

Noh, she'll be Charlotte after his mother, unless he already has a Charlotte

@WhoppingBigBackside

Noh, she'll be Charlotte after his mother, unless he already has a Charlotte

Will he remember if he already has a Charlotte or not?

Aethelflaed.

How will be know if he already has a Charlotte? He doesn't keep track does he? It's just "at least 7"

What about Wendy - Wilf and Wendy sounds like a 70s US comedy programme.

Awww. That makes everything ok. Not.

^This

@Tulipomania

Do you think they will call her Allegra, after she sacrificed her job to save her boss?

Nice idea but probably not, given it’s his first wife’s name too 😂😂

Marina in honour of his ex devoted wife and mother of his most kids and of whom he supposedly regrets leaving missing her wise counsel whilst she put up with his many transgressions.

Even the comments on the Daily Fail are scathing.