Boris J and Carrie have had a girl

[oneglassandpuzzled]

Just announced on BBC news.

Blimey, what a week in Downing Street.

He's into Latin and Greek so maybe Omicron which sounds gender-neutral.

We'll never know how many he has..he hasn't kept count and no child in the world would admit to that scumbag being their father.

It will be bad enough if they look like him, and they will hate him for they way he's treated their mothers.

No congratulations from me, just sympathy for the poor child, having those two as parents.

I particularly enjoyed this line in her bio:

Marina has expertise in complex family law cases, often involving a human rights or cross-border element.

Welcome to the world Brie Chardonnay.

That picture on her bio was very telling - you can see the pain etched into her face. One can only imagine the constant humiliation she must feel seeing her ex-husband and his mistress's every move.

@peridito

I'm firmly in elective section/induced birth to fit in with BJ's need for other stories .

Me too. Little things like the welfare of either mother or baby wouldn't put Johnson off.

They should call her Cemetery, given that her primary function is an attempt to bury bad news.

@FMLpassthegin

Welcome to the world Brie Chardonnay.

I admit that's better than Aethelflaed.

@vera99 if she’s got any sense about her she’ll be glad she’s been distanced from the shit show of a premiership her ex has fronted.

He was awful to her and their children, but I can’t forget that birds of a feather flock together. I doubt she’s much different to him when it comes down to it.

@GoodPrincessWenceslas spat my tea out with that one. I take the moral high grounders have left the thread.

“But Boris baby isn’t due for a couple of weeks yet”
“Shut up and push Carrie my career is on the line here”

Margaret I reckon

Winston Churchill and Margaret Thatcher

Oh its wilfred actually isnt it.

Not sure what's to celebrate here. Stupid woman has another child with feckless father. Hope the money's adequate when he drops her for the next one.

@vera99

That picture on her bio was very telling - you can see the pain etched into her face. One can only imagine the constant humiliation she must feel seeing her ex-husband and his mistress's every move.

She looks great

My face shows a lot more pain that I haven't been through! 😂

Obviously I'm glad the baby has arrived safely but otherwise really struggling to care about anything related to our utterly inept PM.

Have they said if/when he's taking paternity leave?

Excellent timing!

Regardless of the sleaze etc I don't know how his feet are touching the ground!
Fluid pandemic situation, in the background his mother was dying a few months ago!! New baby... All the other stuff going on....

Ideal timing for Boris 😅🤦‍♀️

Hope mother and baby is well though. I didn't even realise she was expecting again!

Charlotte I reckon. both mothers have it in their name

@Imdreamingofapeacefulxmas

Regardless of the sleaze etc I don't know how his feet are touching the ground! Fluid pandemic situation, in the background his mother was dying a few months ago!! New baby... All the other stuff going on....

Might just be me, but I think it’s pretty obvious he’s not coping, I don’t think he has since the start of the pandemic. His usual bluster and ability to brush off serious issues is severely lacking. He was/is not prepared to cope with anything that deviates from his original script to get into number 10. I think he knows that there are a few people watching his back with their daggers ready. He must be worried that all of this is damaging whatever payoff he was planning to generate from being PM and brexit.

@RonniePickering

Excellent timing!

I don't think he's got the foresight to have planned all this 8+ months ago!

Obviously calling it Peppa Vino Margaret

Touching photo caption from the BBC