Bomb squad called after man had explosive shell stuck in rectum

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Without looking at the article, I knew immediately the excuse would be “tripped and fell”

Amazing how many people seem to trip and fall whilst naked and get things stuck up their arse

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I remember this happening in the 90s too. They had to build a kind of tiny bomb shelter around his bum region, to contain the blast if it went off while they were working on it.

They never learn do they. Tripped and fell

Gives a whole new meaning to the word 'arsenal'.

If it doesn't have a flared base don't put it up your bumhole!

You would think they would come up with a new excuse don’t you?

No one believes the tripped and fell anymore

I know someone who is a paramedic and he shared this the other day alongside a meme about there being no way something can end up up your arse from tripping and falling.

Seriously why do some humans, usually males actually, have an obsession with sticking things up their arses? Grim!

Well, their G spot is up there and it gives them a very good orgasm…in which case go and buy a proper toy. Don’t use something that will get stuck and then make you go to A&E with the tripped and fell excuse

Always slipped and fell!
I could understand people using odd objects back in the day but these days there are so many discreet places to buy proper toys if that is how you get your kicks.

Brings new meaning to letting one off!!

I don't think there's anything grim about it if that's what turns them on, but they should choose items especially designed for this purpose. So as to avoid having three doctors and five stocky bomb squad members peering up that particular orifice.

Someone told him he needs a rocket up his bum.

Must have tripped and fallen on a sachet of lube first

They need to get to sex shop then and not use things like explosives. This is what dildoes are made for, not random potentially dangerous objects. I read a particularly bad story years ago involving a bloke and a jar. It did not end well.

I love the way that link describes him as a 'military enthusiast'.

I work In a hospital. You wouldn't believe how many people trip and fall whilst naked. Frankly we are continually pulling stuff out of arses.
This sounds like a particularly explosive episode however.

@Northernlurker

I work In a hospital. You wouldn't believe how many people trip and fall whilst naked. Frankly we are continually pulling stuff out of arses. This sounds like a particularly explosive episode however.

Some of them probably specifically get off on having medical staff extract objects from their rectum. That's their kink.

Maybe he gave the explosive to his wife as an early Christmas present and she shoved it up there.

Please don't. It's bad enough that this is near enough to me that I suspect I might have walked passed him in the street 😯

Years ago I had a friend who was an A&E nurse.

She had some stories

Also ED - yiu wouldn't believe how many people (men) fall over on things 😂 lots of clumsy men out there.

An acquaintance of mine worked in a hospital. He said that they were helping a man with a wedding ring stuck on his penis.

An acquaintance of mine worked in a hospital. He said that they were helping a man with a wedding ring stuck on his penis.

The mind boggles…a very skinny penis or a ring from extremely large fingers.

@Sienna2000

An acquaintance of mine worked in a hospital. He said that they were helping a man with a wedding ring stuck on his penis.

At least it sounds like he really loved his wife 🤣

@Sienna2000

An acquaintance of mine worked in a hospital. He said that they were helping a man with a wedding ring stuck on his penis.

That's an unusual idea for a proposal.

No one believes the tripped a fell story anymore but its pretty grim reporting this, he was a patient and its not really to be laughed at.

I wonder if nurses and doctors have in their staff room a tally of what items have been stuck up ones backside and the excuse of tripped and fell