Bomb squad called after man had explosive shell stuck in rectum

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Without looking at the article, I knew immediately the excuse would be “tripped and fell”

Amazing how many people seem to trip and fall whilst naked and get things stuck up their arse

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@StrychnineInTheSandwiches

Gives a whole new meaning to the word 'arsenal'.

If it doesn't have a flared base don't put it up your bumhole!

Hahahaha

@PowerhouseOfTheCell

My godmother works in A&E and says she can now spot a man with something stuck up his arse from a mile away.

Do they have a particular type of hobble walk?

"My theory is that some of them do it solely for the humiliation/thrill of the subsequent A&E visit."

I think you may well be right @BoreOfWhabylon.

I had no idea what a 57mm mortar round looked like, so I googled. Photo posted here without comment (but much eye-rolling).

EDs are always full of people who've done rather silly things, kids who swallowed coins, old folks who've broken their hip whilst taking the bin out at 5am in sub zero temps with black ice alerts, young people who tackled too hard in Football, older people who sliced through more than a branch with the hedge trimmer. And people who shoved things in to orifices. They all get treated but don't expect us not to smile wryly as we sort it.
I have to say I sometimes stop and think about what I'm doing because it occurs to me what I'd have to say at ED if it went wrong. More gardening fir me tbh, not sexual oddities but still

@WhereYouLeftIt

"My theory is that some of them do it solely for the humiliation/thrill of the subsequent A&E visit."

I think you may well be right @BoreOfWhabylon.

I had no idea what a 57mm mortar round looked like, so I googled. Photo posted here without comment (but much eye-rolling).

Speechless

Once place I worked a man was a frequent attender with his urethra superglued shut. Claimed his hobby was making model aircraft. While naked.

My best friend works in A&E and I swear she has a story every other shift about someone rocking up with an obscure object stuck up the arse
She said the worst part is that once said object has been removed, they have to ask if the person wants it back

Mortar bombs usually look this. So, an easy mistake to make.

Like this

It is something to ponder though, isn't it - what proportion of these men are getting off on shoving assorted items up their arse, and what proportion are getting off on involving other people (the medical staff). Do they get an extra thrill if the medics look disgusted, or is the real thrill from the humiliation of the staff being unable to keep a straight face? I guess it would depend on how many of these men are 'frequent flyers' at the A&E.

Wow! Everyday's a school day.

What - this is a thing? Constantly having objects (stuck) up one's arse? [Not talking about sex]

Either I've been so incredibly sheltered that I've never heard about this (so much so that it even has a well-known excuse: 'tripped and fell') or it's a British male thing, which explains why I never knew about it till today.

Also learned for the first time that this is where men's G-spot is. I'm not sure a lot of men know about this either, unless I've just never realised most men I know have been shoving stuff up their arses in secret.

I wonder why odd and dangerous objects though? Why not use sex toys or is that just too easy/simple for them? Then wasting everyone's time afterwards

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@SulisMinerva

An acquaintance of mine worked in a hospital. He said that they were helping a man with a wedding ring stuck on his penis.

The mind boggles…a very skinny penis or a ring from extremely large fingers.

He put the ring on the soft penis, then the penis became hard, the ring pinched the veins and the erection did not stop.

Haha. Yeah 😂

I work in theatres. It's always interesting to find what people have swallowed / pushed into places where they don't belong.
It's documented as "removal of foreign body from rectum", rather than "extraction of deodorant can from arsehole".

I think I've only seen once where someone has said "no, I put it up my own arse". It's amazing how many people slip and fall.

Receptionist : “ whats your the issue you are presenting with today ? “.

Patient : “ Mortar - fication ? “

All jokes aside, this was a really dangerous thing to do. Luckily nobody was hurt. Why on earth would someone shove an explosive device into any body cavity? The mind boggles.

@etulosba

Mortar bombs usually look this. So, an easy mistake to make.

Well, at least it has a flared base.

I once read about a man who came to A&E with two snooker balls in his rectum. According to him, he locked himself out of his house while naked and had to climb up a drainpipe so he could get back in via an upstairs window. He then fell onto his snooker table...

And then there are the men who accidentally sit on their phones. One man accidentally sat on a dildo that happened to be between his sofa cushions.

@DaylightSunlight

Wow! Everyday's a school day.

What - this is a thing? Constantly having objects (stuck) up one's arse? [Not talking about sex]

Either I've been so incredibly sheltered that I've never heard about this (so much so that it even has a well-known excuse: 'tripped and fell') or it's a British male thing, which explains why I never knew about it till today.

Also learned for the first time that this is where men's G-spot is. I'm not sure a lot of men know about this either, unless I've just never realised most men I know have been shoving stuff up their arses in secret.

Yes. If this is the first time you've heard this then you have led an incredibly sheltered life. And this practice has nothing to do with nationality. It occurs around the world.

I was an EMD. Yes, I had the call which started 'I was sitting on a kitchen stool naked when I fell off and landed on the hoover nozzle...'

These posts are hilarious 😅

Honestly, it would be more of a headline if 'Man comes into hospital with object stuck up his bum and admits he wanted to see if he'd get off on it'.

This thread is hilarious!

Haha Before I sit down naked I have to always look down. I often put the Earpods case in different places.