Bomb squad called after man had explosive shell stuck in rectum

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Without looking at the article, I knew immediately the excuse would be “tripped and fell”

Amazing how many people seem to trip and fall whilst naked and get things stuck up their arse

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Well I guess it's one way of clearing constipation...

I don't think he was doing it for sexual kicks - more to show off to his mates - but I recall a horrific news story from a few years back. A lad had a party trick where he would insert a bicycle pump into his rectum, pump it and then make all of his friends laugh with the resulting loud farty sounds when all the air forced its way back out again.

Unfortunately, he had the bright idea of going to his local petrol station and using their pump, for a super-sized experience - as used for the tyres of all sizes of motor vehicles. Sadly, according to the report, it only took a second or so and then they had to gather bits of him from all across the forecourt.

Well I guess it's one way of clearing constipation...

In the same way that jumping off the top of a skyscraper is guaranteed to cure you very quickly from suffering from a terrible headache