Bomb squad called after man had explosive shell stuck in rectum

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Without looking at the article, I knew immediately the excuse would be “tripped and fell”

Amazing how many people seem to trip and fall whilst naked and get things stuck up their arse

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Cannae get Tom Jones Sex Bomb out of me head now.

Jokes aside, does the patient have any kind of say about a story like this being released? Or did this happen ages ago and the press have asked for information about A&E visits?

This would put me off visiting A&E for any bum related problems. (Not that I stick random objects up there, but still..). Imagine being in the ward recovering and you get the newspaper and it’s plastered everywhere.

@StrychnineInTheSandwiches

Gives a whole new meaning to the word 'arsenal'.

If it doesn't have a flared base don't put it up your bumhole!

Gives a whole new meaning to the word 'arsenal'.

Suicide bummer

I heard a story once of a guy with a size 9 tap shoe wedged up his bum.

Instead of the "tripped and fell" line, howsabouts the story of the man who "rolled over in bed" and got a screwdriver stuck up his arse..... that's some serious 'rolling' he must have been doing!

Hate it when that happens 🤷‍♂️

Gives a whole new meaning to the word 'arsenal'

Bravo 👏

Exactly. I just can’t wander around naked without tripping and falling backwards into strategically placed and lubes household items.

Seriously, if I got something jammed up my arse it would have to stay there till I died. NO WAY would I go to A&E

I just don’t know whey they even try to make up a reason. I mean...

Joking aside, it's how people smuggle them into prison, so people aren't only doing it for the thrills.

What kind of mobile phone are we talking? Old-school phones like the Nokia 3310 or original Samsung fliphones, I could kind of see.... surely not a modern smartphone, though - they all have 6.5" screens these days and are very untapered?!?! Actually fully shoved right up there and not just nestling in the crack?

Wouldn't the prison officers notice at arrival when you were walking like John Wayne with a bad case of the Duke of Argyles?!

#smelephone

The perfect Rebuttal

O2 is meant to be the name of the network provider - not what you exclaim in shock when nature eventually takes its course and your secreted phone forces its way back out

I hope too

This needs to go into Clarseics !

What an unfortunate accident 😬

I don’t think we are allowed to kink shame anymore we have to pretend this is all normal

When we made stink bombs at school, we just mixed up some iron filings and vinegar - no need for any insertions whatsoever!!

@thereisonlyoneofme

This needs to go into Clarseics !

😀😂😂

Does anyone else remember THAT episode of the documentary, Sunny Beach?

One British tourist’s decision to celebrate his 25th birthday by sticking a firework up his arse (then asking his mate to light it) was left unexplained.

He had to go to hospital and the WTF moment on the Bulgarian doctor’s face was priceless. He later mused that when it was his birthday he liked “some good wine and some cake. Not sticking fireworks up holes”.

Arsenal 😂😂😂😂😂

Douche'n Roulette.

@BarbaraofSeville

At work we used to be on a radiographers professional interests email list.

They often posted anonimised radiographs of incidents like this to point and laugh at and pick the best ones for Christmas parties for important professional development purposes.

Some images got blocked by the email censor spoilsport.

That is grim. I am pretty sure you should not be privy to the x-rays of a patient unless you were involved in their care.

I think he should sue. Explosives really should come with a warning, do not shove up arsehole. Bomb, bum, it's a mistake anyone could make.

Thing is-

The practice of sticking weird shit up your arse, a time honoured hobby which seems to be mostly of interest to the male of the species.

Introducing warning stickers about sometimes getting it stuck in your rectum, and using NHS time to get it out.

Is that the weird shit is not a limited list eg explosives, live eel, lightbulb. (Quick Google lol also just. ????!!!!!???????).

Labels with arse insertion info would need to be on surely 1000s of things. Including at least one life species of live animal.

I mean one would hope that the half of the human species, especially the one that has all over the world/ through history been the half who were positioned as in charge of the other half.

Would NOT need thousands of things including explosives and live animals to be labelled not recommended for up bum fun.