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What's your secret 'shame' ? (lighthearted)

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IcedWinterPenguin · 04/12/2021 08:20

I have a degree in English literature but I bloody love those cheesey Christmas books that you can buy at supermarkets. Grin

Love cheesy Christmas movies also.

(I'm also Jewish, but my Christmas love is real. DH takes the piss bigtime) Grin It might be because I did not celebrate christmas at all until I met DH. What a wonderful festival! Bloody loved going to Lapland to see Santa as well.

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YesPleaseMary · 04/12/2021 18:51

Jilly Cooper
Big bars of chocolate when DH is at work and the kids are at school
A quarter pounder with cheese, chocolate milkshake and large fries to dip in it
Dr Pimple Popper videos
Ear wax removal videos
Disney films
It’s all so good!!

RoosterRoosteringFree · 04/12/2021 18:55

I used to watch Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2. I don’t watch it anymore but I still follow news about them all Blush
I also used to watch KUWTK —even cried the episode Khloe gave birth—

Mammyloveswine · 04/12/2021 19:03

@CaribouCarafe

Omg *@Mammyloveswine* same Blush.

We had our wedding on a budget though so I missed out on the classic dress shopping experience and loads of other classic wedding experiences that I would have liked to have had (cake tasting/checking out wedding bands etc). Likewise, the engagement ring was silver and wood....which was kooky but not quite in the dream engagement territory!

Renew your vows!! My friend did after getting married at 17... ten years later they had a lovely huge vow renewal (second wedding) that they could never have afforded!
RoosterRoosteringFree · 04/12/2021 19:10

Oh I forgot on days when I’m home alone I’ve been watching Sabrina The Teenage Witch, Charmed and Buffy on 4music. I do not regret these 3 hours of my life. I normally only get to do this once every week or 2nd week.
I randomly google Angelina Jolie to see what she’s up to every few months or so. I once bought an Angelina Jolie calendar (about 10 years ago).

noodlezoodle · 04/12/2021 19:18

Definitely Jilly Cooper - when I'm under the weather I only want to read the short 'women's name' ones, despite the horrifying sexual politics. Emily and Bella are my favourites.

I love Coldplay and I'm not even sorry.

I am weirdly fascinated with Project Runway and get weirdly overinvested in it each season.

INeedNewShoes · 04/12/2021 20:49

@CurlyMango

I make microwave syrup sponge for lunch

OMG so do I! I thought I was the only person on the planet wrong enough to be doing this 😂

hotmeatymilk · 04/12/2021 20:53

@Graphista Slide into my DMs if you want, so as not to wildly derail the thread. Happy to chat and share some writing resources: the “middle of the book” slump is absolutely a thing but you just have to power through, there are techniques! And ways to identify why you’re hitting the slump at that point.

CaribouCarafe · 04/12/2021 20:57

@Mammyloveswine oooh tempting although I've only been married 4 years! Need another 6 before it even becomes slightly acceptable to renew our vows Xmas Blush

Vapeyvapevape · 04/12/2021 21:32

@Hen2018 I love Audiology Associates! So frustrating when they use the suction and nothing moves , I find myself telling him to get the Jobson Horne out ! Grin

Graphista · 05/12/2021 02:48

@hotmeatymilk wow! I really wasn't expecting you to be so kind! Thank you so much I will message you when I'm not half asleep and a bit tipsy tbh

So relieved that "middle of the book struggle" is not just me being crap! I'm terrible for starting writing and then getting stuck at this point.

Again thank you

IcedWinterPenguin · 05/12/2021 08:14

I think I am also addicted to MN. I keep giving the Dcs a tech ban and then failing to give myself one. Blush

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CatrinVennastin · 05/12/2021 09:23

@vampirethriller omg your apocalypse plans are pretty much the same as mine.

I also love the blandness of a costa coffee shop.

I am obsessed with the Theranos/Elizabeth Holmes trial and listen to any podcast going about this.

IcedWinterPenguin · 05/12/2021 09:33

My apocolypse plan is to throw IcedWinterCat at them and then run. She might be 17. She might have stomach cancer. But she loves a bloody good barney and she will both win and enjoy it. (She has a habit of leaving her teeth behind in other dogs' ears).

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IcedWinterPenguin · 05/12/2021 09:34

*Zombie apolocolypse plan that is

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LowlandLucky · 05/12/2021 09:44

Really cheesy 90s Pop i.e Aqua, Sonia etc and re reading Enid blyton books.

vampirethriller · 05/12/2021 09:45

@CatrinVennastin great minds!
I have never admitted this before but I make fridge door canapes. Basically bite size bits of whatever readily edible things in the fridge whenever I open the door. Yesterday it was roast potatoes with hoisin sauce and stuffing, mostly. Must be eaten in secret because if the dog and child see, they'll want some too.

vampirethriller · 05/12/2021 09:46

I love Aqua! Huge crush on the bald man when I was a teen.

GreenWhiteViolet · 05/12/2021 09:53

My guilty pleasure is those soapy dramas set in schools. Waterloo Road. Ackley Bridge.

Also love children's SF and fantasy books.

LowlandLucky · 05/12/2021 12:26

vampirethriller What a great idea for a long running thread "The fridge door" could run for ages. I love odd mixes of food.

AlCalavicci · 05/12/2021 14:02

@Graphista

We certainly are tv sole mates , no fighting over what to watch , I could of wrote this paragraph !
Reality tv isn't for me but like a pp I don't look down on anyone who does love it, each to their own for sure. Me I'm a sucker for pretty much anything time travel or supernatural related among my favourite shows that I've watched like a million times are charmed (original of course not even seen beyond the crappy trailers for new one), quantum leap and one some may not be aware of or not have watched - timeless!
I have not seen Timeless so I will have a look for that this evening

Xmasprrssiehelp · 05/12/2021 14:05

Another one for real housewives - the Erika Jayne and Jen Shah scandals are taking far too much of my time Grin

MargotsBumpyNight · 05/12/2021 14:49

I have a YouTube playlist of cheesy ballads that I put on when the kids are in bed on a Friday night so I can sing along with my glass of wine.

I also love Cheaters and Catfish.

coodawoodashooda · 05/12/2021 15:09

@MrsMcCluskeysCat

I love TikTok and spend far too much of my time on there...
Omg me too.
user1498572889 · 05/12/2021 15:25

I’ve only recently discovered KUWTK. I love it. My husband says I’m a saddo 🤣

Sweatilicious · 05/12/2021 15:27

Ru Paul's Drag Race (although I've gone off it a bit recently), and watching endless clip compilations from Catfish and Married at First Sight on YouTube.

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