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What's your secret 'shame' ? (lighthearted)

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IcedWinterPenguin · 04/12/2021 08:20

I have a degree in English literature but I bloody love those cheesey Christmas books that you can buy at supermarkets. Grin

Love cheesy Christmas movies also.

(I'm also Jewish, but my Christmas love is real. DH takes the piss bigtime) Grin It might be because I did not celebrate christmas at all until I met DH. What a wonderful festival! Bloody loved going to Lapland to see Santa as well.

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TabithaTiger · 04/12/2021 13:07

I listen to Jilly Cooper novels on Audible while dog walking.

I look at the Mail Online most days Blush (I don't agree with pretty much anything they write but I like the gossip)

Plantstrees · 04/12/2021 13:07

Another fan of Jilly Coooper here. I also watch teenage stuff - Gilmore Girls, Heartland etc.despite being a doctor in my 60s. It is a light relief from working!

ShirleyPhallus · 04/12/2021 13:14

Using Mumsnet. I’d never tell anyone in real life and be really embarrassed if anyone knew!

Nillynally · 04/12/2021 13:18

I will eat a packet of 6 cheese strings in one sitting. I'm not even secretly ashamed.

Oblomov21 · 04/12/2021 13:21

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Costco Mango Drink

DarlingFell · 04/12/2021 13:25

We let the dogs lick our plates after dinner

Cakemonger · 04/12/2021 13:32

Just the amount I eat of things. Can't touch a packet of biscuits without eating 2/3 of the pack. Ditto cake. No one would ever know Grin

hotmeatymilk · 04/12/2021 13:37

I’m a Serious Novelist but my favourite books to read are of the genre Cosy Christmas Village Times at the Whimsical Library Bakery, with a pink-purple watercolour illustrated cover and the title in looping writing.

Wide · 04/12/2021 13:41

I eat a whole pack of jaffa cakes in one go,I also google the same 3 celebrity women to see what they are upto and have done for years,I would feel really embarrassed if dh or anyone seen the history plus it's quite pathetic and I would like to focus on my own life rather than others haha

TrufflesAndToast · 04/12/2021 13:44

When DH goes out for an evening I watch back to back programmes on ID, that awful channel full of American ‘documentaries’ about true crime. Usually involving the unfortunate demise of a hairdresser called Wanda from the deep south who ended up in a swamp. And it was ALWAYS the most obvious suspect who did it and we’re supposed to be shocked at the end. Then I change the channel before switching off so he doesn’t know what I was last watching Blush

ditalini · 04/12/2021 13:49

Another one whose secret shame is all the bodice rippers I read on my Kindle.

I used read all the latest Booker calibre lit fic, now it's more likely to have the word Duke in the title rather than have won any prizes.

JustDanceAddict · 04/12/2021 13:50

Jewish here too. I love a good Carol!
I also didn’t do xmas lunch until I met Dh.
We don’t have a tree though or do presents unless it coincides w Chanukah!
DCs went to non-Jewish primary school so we def got more caught up in the xmas magic!!
I eat the odd prawn although draw line at bacon 😆

IcedWinterPenguin · 04/12/2021 13:52

@TrufflesAndToast

When DH goes out for an evening I watch back to back programmes on ID, that awful channel full of American ‘documentaries’ about true crime. Usually involving the unfortunate demise of a hairdresser called Wanda from the deep south who ended up in a swamp. And it was ALWAYS the most obvious suspect who did it and we’re supposed to be shocked at the end. Then I change the channel before switching off so he doesn’t know what I was last watching Blush
Clever. DH has insomnia and I always know when he went to bed because of the channel.

I have a great deal of knowledge about jewellery and can identify in a split second age and gemstone and if something is real or not. Last week I discovered the starter tiara thread in style and beauty and lost hours

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TSSDNCOP · 04/12/2021 13:53

Too many. I often "bake" so I can eat raw pastry.

JustDanceAddict · 04/12/2021 13:55

@IcedWinterPenguin

Oh yes!! Pesach and Purim are my favourite Jewish festivals (again- the drinking.... ) but I seriously have no idea why I waited 30 years to get into Christmas. Life can be hard. Let's party!
You like Pesach?!?! Obv a fan of matza and constipation then 😆
bubblebath62636 · 04/12/2021 13:55

I buy a family bar size of chocolate and eat it secretly in the bath so I don't have to share!

IcedWinterPenguin · 04/12/2021 13:56

@JustDanceAddict

Jewish here too. I love a good Carol! I also didn’t do xmas lunch until I met Dh. We don’t have a tree though or do presents unless it coincides w Chanukah! DCs went to non-Jewish primary school so we def got more caught up in the xmas magic!! I eat the odd prawn although draw line at bacon 😆
I definitely do not draw the line at bacon! (Can't be doing with pork though, It smells funny).

DS1 is studying different religions at school and came home shouting in horror; ' MUUUUUUUMMMMMM... am I circumcised????!!!!!'

(No).

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IcedWinterPenguin · 04/12/2021 13:57

@JustDanceAddict it;s the gefilte fish. Took me 2o years to like it, but I succumbed in the end. ;)

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Obsidiansphere · 04/12/2021 13:57

@TSSDNCOP

Too many. I often "bake" so I can eat raw pastry.
Cake mixture here Blush
OldTinHat · 04/12/2021 13:57

I tell everyone that I don't have a sweet tooth and always refuse cakes and biscuits. The truth is that I stuff sweets and biscuits when I'm at home an no one knows teehee!!

JustDanceAddict · 04/12/2021 13:58

Also I love any medical related show be it fact or fiction!!
Dh draws the line at Casualty whereas I’m there for GPs Behind Closed Doors, Doctors and any A&E programme going 😆

Animood · 04/12/2021 14:00

On my wfh days I have naps with the laptop next to me in bed on loud just in case anyone calls.

I still get all my work done so I don't give a fuck!

ColdTattyWaitingForSummer · 04/12/2021 14:05

I like instant coffee!
I read trashy American crime novels and love any shows like csi, bones, etc. I love cheesy Christmas movies (princess switch anyone?! Grin). I’m still in pjs even though it’s 2pm.

Giggorata · 04/12/2021 14:09

I own a ridiculous amount of dolls houses and dolls and get enormous pleasure out of modifying them, or better still ageing them and making them grungy.

I have written fan fiction.

I love watching the snooker and have been doing so since the black and white Pot Black days.

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 04/12/2021 14:10

My current evening guilty pleasure is American firefighter shows. I've done all the Station 19, 9-1-1, and 9-1-1 Lone Star available on Disney+ and now onto Chicago Fire.

DH phones me and asks if I'm watching half naked Firefighters again Blush
(He weekly commutes)