Who do you hate yourself for fancying?

[Afonavon]

I am listening to the various covers of Time after Time (after watching hearing it on an advert), and found a Ronan Keating version.

I remember being so disappointed in him having an affair with a backing dancer back in the day, and though so much less of him because of it.

Listening to his version of Time after Time just fluttered something in my stomach awakening an old crush I had in my teenage years. He was beautiful and I loved his voice (but he did a fucking selfish thing which pissed me off massively at the time).

Rishi Sunak. I am very much not a Tory, but damnit, he is delish.

Ed Balls.

Piers Morgan. I know.

Jon Bishop

@SomewhereEast

Rishi Sunak. I am very much not a Tory, but damnit, he is delish.

Me too

Jack Grealish

Keith Lemon is my guilty crush.
I feel cleansed for admitting it.

Jose Mourinho.

Ben Affleck; bloated, past his prime old soak that he is but I’d still climb him like a tree.

Conor McGregor

There was also a short window of lockdown when I had a thing for Matt Hancock. Thankfully that passed quickly.

David Walliams, Jamie Oliver, pre-covid Piers Morgan, occasionally Gordon Ramsay

@redcrayons yes me too on the Matt Hancock ha ha

Lawrence Fox. I know, it's terrible isn't it?Only physically though, I don't like his personality.

@Redcrayons

Conor McGregor

There was also a short window of lockdown when I had a thing for Matt Hancock. Thankfully that passed quickly.

Was it maybe a bit of Stockholm syndrome type of thing? You thought ‘maybe if I make him like me he’ll let us out go to spoons again.’

@MintMe
I agree

@vikalpa Surely not David Williams ???? He's so slimy . I'm with the others on a Matt Hancock 'episode' thankfully came to my senses .

Most of the celebrities I’ve had big crushes on when I was younger have turned out to be utter bellends, twats and worse in their later years - Mel Gibson, Morrissey, Johnny Depp. I feel bad I ever liked them now.

George Osborne. I tried to resist, as he disgusts me in many ways, but my mind was having none of it. One sex dream later and I was lost. He’s an utter tosser, but he just gives off a vibe of being pure filth in bed.

What is wrong with me?

Greg Davies

Another one who briefly rode the Hancock wave.

I used to have strange fantasies about Will Self. Need to go and have a bath after admitting that.

Emmanuel Macron. The man is an arse. But he's hot.

Juergen Klopp, Steve Coogan, Ozzy Osbourne and....David Walliams

@catsareme14 I know, I can't help myself, burning with shame lol

@augustusglupe yay another one in the David Walliams camp of shame ha ha

Dominic Raab